Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
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Top comments
mellajella 14
At least it's not an untreatable STD.
CurvyisCool 22
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Comments (93)
kimg0885 23
I hear condoms works wonders. Supposedly they prevent stds from being spread when you have sex.you and your new boyfriend should have tried it!
Pyro3000 6
That does not always prevent them.
bsums203 13
Smitten?
chelseybella 10
You've already had sex with your "new boyfriend"? Where are people's standards anymore?!
joana_g_06 19
Sex in a relationship between two adults is more than acceptable. What is wrong with you?
Nejg1988 3
What happened to people getting tested between partners anymore? Or have people's standards dropped so low that they now just jump into bed with anything that breathes, consequences be damned?
gabix3 16
I wouldn't be smitten after getting that kind of news.
hegchog12 18
Surprise! Did it come with a receipt?
milkman18 16
Sharing is caring!
Bookworm257 13
For future references, use a condom, unless you know for a fact the person you are intimate with is STD free.
rldostie 19
She may have. He said he has it but she may not. But good point. Everyone should use condoms until both parties have been tested.
_3rdeye 10
How romantic.
alex_gen 39
This is why you test for STDs first.