Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
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Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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Top comments
exileonmainst 16
Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?
Michael Williams 13
well that blows
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Comments (12)
Michael Williams 13
well that blows
exileonmainst 16
Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?
RichardPencil 30
At least the chlamydia will be a loyal companion, unlike your ex-bf. It’ll stay with you forever and never leave.
Ericelegar 11
ugh...disgusting
Lobby_Bee 17
The gift that keeps on giving.
Rachel Brown 12
not that I'm a petty person or anything but... I hope it rots his dick off ?
davecross 11
Hey there's nothing like finding out you have an STD on your birthday.
SteelSoul5 9
Why are men a trifling?
thatslifeiguess7 16
He cheated and no condom? get an AIDS test ASAP
ExplainingTheOtherside 8
That is why before anything happens between partners, both go to the clinic and get tested. You should get the entire STD and STI test.
DLBL 22
Right. I think it's romantic. It means I'm serious about my new man and care about our health.