Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?
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Comments (159)
Julianne_sings 10
Don't worry about it OP, she's obviously looking for attention. As soon as she's gotten some attention, or gets tired of looking for some, she'll calm down. Hopefully there will be enough time until her next break up for her to mature and learn how to deal with these things.
CeCe184 17
Maybe one day you'll get dumped and then you'll know how it feels and also referring someone as 'emo' is very rude. Whether they self harm or not.
wjh100 13
according to this she's hurting other people not herself. think op is an old geezer that doesn't know the difference between emo scene and goth
monnanon 14
or maybr just maybe the girl is actually an emo. lets face it emos are easy to spot and i dont mean that in a derogoatory sense. emo ot not i imagine she would have reacted to the breakup the same way.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Gotta love this generation.
EngageZoo5 8
Tell her to listen to that song by a perfect circle called passive lol then it's a win win for you and her.
zolziski 11
Haha. I think that song might be lost on a "whiny emo kid" :-p On a side note, for those saying the OP is rude for calling the girl emo: since they're neighbours, I'm sure they've had previous interactions leading the OP to calling her emo and whiny. Just saying.
PenguinBitch 44
Sooner or later the boyfriend will want her back and blast "Baby come back!" In the middle of the night.
meaganxo 14
Get over it, you're the one who seems to be whining.
larsak 3
Take it away from her!
BarakatsBurrito 7
And what does she do that warrants you calling her "emo" in a condescending way? Get a life. At least she isn't harming herself.
Sonfang 19
How do you know, all OP is referring to is her public disturbance. She could still cut herself in the privacy of her own room. Playing a recorder loud and obnoxiously is just rude, no matter how bad you're hurting. The girls parents should sit her down and talk to her on an emotional level and try to help her sort out her feelings, and not allow this rudeness to persist. This little emo girl is going to have a long hard life if one break up sent her into an emotional spiral of depression restyling to music played horribly (and other things we don't know), good luck OP. I suppose if it is bugging you so much you could call the cops for her disturbing the peace.
lstrawberrycake 12
Well there's is actually a very popular video on YouTube of a man playing that song on recorder and it is quite hilarious, she is possibly listening to it for a laugh. And it's really impolite to make fun of people's personal pain. Nice job asshole.
qjdb 8
Did it sound like this? Maybe she's just surfing YouTube http://m.collegehumor.com/video/6053767/my-heart-will-go-on-recorder-version