Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?
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Comments (159)
kaitlynjane 28
How old is she? I remember learning to play the recorder in third grade and haven't touched it since.
thestuff96 4
Stupid bitch she probably is hurting! "A whiny emo" seriously? Emo isn't a thing it's called being sensitive just politely tell her to turn it down no instead ur on here making a big deal out of it grow some balls
lowshadows 21
oddly enough, last year marked the 100th anniversary the Titanic sunk.
mccutie936 6
And jack decided to let go then...
Nusted 4
I'm pretty sure you've had your heart broken before. Cut the girl some slack. Shes just a kid and it wont last forever. :)
chinagirl3343 8
And that's why you don't live close to your neighbors. Never lived in apartments, never will. Move man, move!!!!
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Kinda feel for the kid
lowshadows 21
"I'm bringing the gift of pain."
Meme1988 18
Poor teen, try to talk to her parents
cluelessspam 3
You should whip out an instrument and play it better
FlowerMama 20
I now have an image of OP doing this, failing spectacularly at playing the song well, and then slinking off to hide from any witnesses to his failure.
Eivana 37
Wow. Emo kids are so annoying when they take their fad too seriously.
BlackRose342 4
It's the person doing this not the label