Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?
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Comments (159)
HorrorFan13 2
I'LL NEVER LET GO! YOU'RE HERE THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR!!!
roflstomp716 19
I'm so sorry!!!
driinkbleach 18
Besides whether shes "emo" or not your a douche for calling a young girl an idiot for playing a sad song on her recorder after her bf broke up with her. shes probaly a kid so it sounds like you need to grow the **** up.
PhishloverA 14
YDI for being a douchebag about this whole situation. I understand it was annoying, but do you actually know for a fact she's emo or do you just assume it because she may have that style and because she played music like that?
Zerix 0
She's not actually playing it. It's a video by Matt Mulholland on YouTube. youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM
Ripplez13 9
I'd feel bad for you if you didn't come off as such a dick. We would have understood the annoyance without you berating this girl. Grow up and learn to problem-solve (your own music perhaps? Politely asking her or her parents to reduce the noise?)
EsOSiQueEs 14
As soon as I saw the word "emo" I knew you were an ass hole OP. She's allowed to be upset, and if that's all she's doing it'll pass soon enough. Have some sympathy. And quit ******* calling people emo.
j4k8123 2
You judgemental ****!
BVBshelbyMIW 4
obviously you have no life... just go and get some headphones. and for those stupid people that say she is 'doing if for attention'... you are just so arrogant and stuck up that you have to make fun of people to make yourselves feel better.
Ttatiana17 2
At least she's optimistic lol...it'll be over soon