Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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You deserved it 9 309

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By Blanid - 22/05/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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You deserved it 10 165

By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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You deserved it 3 406

By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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You deserved it 3 606

By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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You deserved it 7 536

Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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You deserved it 23 559

By nyaahaha - 02/09/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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You deserved it 20 692

By shylahrc - 03/05/2014 23:51 - United States

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

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You deserved it 3 523

DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:08

You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.

MeowZebraMeow 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:12

Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?

Comments

LudicMonster 22

Sunday 5 May 2013 9:58

You don't have to be a dick about it

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 12:41

Play some bad music back! Make it a contest. It will get your anger out, and possibly help her feel better.

letsgooo_fml 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 13:04

At least she didn't play Hot Cross Buns.

How_you_doin 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:53

Oh god! Please anything but Celine Dion! *cuts off ears*

Ypetrol 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 15:14

Feel bad for you

myeviltwin 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 15:41

A whiny, self obsessed teenage girl, whining and obsessing over something that happened to her? Oh noes! What next a geeky, pimple faced teenage boy who spends all day in his bedroom tugging it to internet ****????????? My god what has this world come to??? Seriously she will get over it soon. Most teenagers have the attention span of a fruit fly.

Kozmotis 8

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:54

Get over it. She's dealing with something bad that happened to her in a clean, healthy way. Everyone has different methods of coping. Just put on some of your own music, or go out for a bit. It's not like this is going to last for forever.

skullofdarkness 18

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:14

Ordinarily, I'd have sympathy for both you and her, but given how much of an ass hole you're being in describing it, I'm going with ydi. Maybe you should learn to have compassion.

svalaedgren 18

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:47

I don't see how this is an FML, just ask her to turn the volume down...

sgtcxelite 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 18:22

Oh, **** you. You don't know what happened between them. For all you know he could have been an abusive, controlling douche bag. My very first boyfriend was, and it ****** me up horribly.