Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
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DocBastard 40
You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?
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Comments (159)
LudicMonster 22
You don't have to be a dick about it
Jharrist89 12
Play some bad music back! Make it a contest. It will get your anger out, and possibly help her feel better.
letsgooo_fml 23
At least she didn't play Hot Cross Buns.
How_you_doin 10
Oh god! Please anything but Celine Dion! *cuts off ears*
Ypetrol 11
Feel bad for you
myeviltwin 20
A whiny, self obsessed teenage girl, whining and obsessing over something that happened to her? Oh noes! What next a geeky, pimple faced teenage boy who spends all day in his bedroom tugging it to internet ****????????? My god what has this world come to??? Seriously she will get over it soon. Most teenagers have the attention span of a fruit fly.
Kozmotis 8
Get over it. She's dealing with something bad that happened to her in a clean, healthy way. Everyone has different methods of coping. Just put on some of your own music, or go out for a bit. It's not like this is going to last for forever.
skullofdarkness 18
Ordinarily, I'd have sympathy for both you and her, but given how much of an ass hole you're being in describing it, I'm going with ydi. Maybe you should learn to have compassion.
svalaedgren 18
I don't see how this is an FML, just ask her to turn the volume down...
sgtcxelite 11
Oh, **** you. You don't know what happened between them. For all you know he could have been an abusive, controlling douche bag. My very first boyfriend was, and it ****** me up horribly.