FML : Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying...

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By replik / Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:50 / Russian Federation

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By khaya | 9

#3942302 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:52

Of all the shit that could have happened.

By IrishJesus | 5

#3942316 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:55

"Release the GAS!"

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By coltsboy07 | 0

#3942275 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:49

First

By bluebell707 | 13

#3942289 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:51

Lol I suck at this commenting thing.

tparis12345 | 4

#3942299 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:51

Shitty situation

Internut | 6

#3942326 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:56

Shitty comments.

GoW_Chick | 14

#3942521 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:41

2 You said "I suck," and I can't help but wonder if you were talking about your comment, or something else entirely.

tparis12345 | 4

#3942600 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:24

Fuck you internut

Michael_92 | 19

#3942603 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:26

I was gonna say I bet the dog left the comment but then it hit me like a bus hits a child...the dog would leave a better comment ha

kooochris1995 | 14

#3942616 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:32

Yes you do #2

instnt1nfction | 16

#3942830 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:43

The moderators edited #2's comment.

ladyLALAA | 28

#3944211 - Thursday 26 January 2012 6:20

Haha, does anyone know what the comment was before?

instnt1nfction | 16

#3946235 - Thursday 26 January 2012 17:47

Before it was just "lol"

skibutter | 1

#4900985 - Thursday 6 September 2012 1:02

lol comment moderaters FTW

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#3942301 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:51

They want you OP, but dont do it! DONT GO THERE OP!

Cryathalon | 4

#3942588 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:15

thats what happens when you hire ex nazi's for security...
Huk huk huk

By khaya | 9

#3942302 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:52

Of all the shit that could have happened.

pinkcrayola | 0

#3942561 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:56

Yeah, that must really stink, OP.

tparis123456 | 3

#3942617 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:33

Sounds like a shitty situation

tparis1234567 | 4

#3942633 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:41

Why do my comments keep disappearing. All I said was it done be a shitty situation

thatonewhitegirl | 0

#3943168 - Thursday 26 January 2012 0:28

cheng is dat u *squints* (community show reference)

MissFits_fml | 6

#3960425 - Sunday 29 January 2012 8:07

Hot damn! I love your profile pic, khaya.

By IrishJesus | 5

#3942316 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:55

"Release the GAS!"

GoW_Chick | 14

#3942365 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:02

I looked at your pic, and then read your comment, my sides hurt from laughing. XD

LaughinStock | 16

#3942434 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:18

IT'S NOVA 6 RUN OP!!!! (that's all I got out of COD) :D

MrSassypants | 31

#3942725 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:49

I heard about Mercury being in fish but now since nova 6 is in cod... we have a problem.

flockz | 19

#3942733 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:53

release the gas+cod= RELEASE THE CRACKEN?

By I_EAT_KITTENS_FO | 5

#3942318 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:56

In soviet russia...

derpster | 7

#3942338 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:57

the bathroom smells you.

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3942321 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:56

That's what you get for going to Taco Bell.

perdix | 29

#3942380 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:04

And as I said yesterday, four meals a day there is not an order from the Politboro.

Stick with vodka.

Pentium_4 | 26

#3942746 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:06

but it's so tasty....it's worth having volcano bowels for how delicous their whole menu is...

BrickWalls | 2

#3943699 - Thursday 26 January 2012 3:29

Perdix you're the best.

Squeaky_Tomato | 14

#3944824 - Thursday 26 January 2012 9:35

Taco Bell for when any other constipation medicine fails.

By trollfaced | 2

#3942328 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:56

Did you barf all over the security guards?

doorick | 4

#3942527 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:42

you just made yourself look like as ass. re-read the fml.

808Boyo | 4

#3942598 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:19

And now you look like AN ass.

Michael_92 | 19

#3942607 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:28

They were doors......

By 123josie123 | 11

#3942340 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:57

Aww fyl OP that's kind of what it's like in my house when my brother takes a crap :/

By linkinpark98 | 23

#3942342 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:57

Person in the stall:
"I shouldn't have eaten Mexican last night!"

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