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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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thisisbutaname 38

Thursday 17 October 2019 8:54

Shouldn't you get new ones before the old ones expire?

Tiffani Carter 6

Thursday 17 October 2019 2:05

So go to court and take your new tags with you. They’ll throw out the ticket.

Comments

Tiffani Carter 6

Thursday 17 October 2019 2:05

So go to court and take your new tags with you. They’ll throw out the ticket.

Sagar Nair 11

Thursday 17 October 2019 2:19

How long ago were they expired?

thisisbutaname 38

Thursday 17 October 2019 8:54

Shouldn't you get new ones before the old ones expire?

stormy0307 16

Saturday 19 October 2019 15:47

Yes, yes you should.

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 17 October 2019 8:58

YDI. You're supposed to do that before they expire.

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 17 October 2019 12:04

You should have had it done before the tabs expired.

bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 17 October 2019 15:10

YDI. Next time, don't drive on expired tags. Even just to the DMV. Go online and renew and get temp tags if you haven't renewed in time.

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 17 October 2019 15:58

Excuses and excuses. Get them before they expire. You deserved that ticket.

Seeya55 31

Thursday 17 October 2019 18:08

Only thing I can think of is you were out of town for an ENTIRE 1.5 months prior to receiving the notice in the mail to re-new. Your tabs are always the month of your birthday. YDI, but if you go to court to fight it (especially looking at the police report and the road you were on) it'll get thrown out. They're willing to waste your time if you waste theirs.

sarianna 10

Friday 18 October 2019 23:03

They're not always renewed in the month of your birthday. It varies by state.

stormy0307 16

Saturday 19 October 2019 15:49

In Utah at least tabs are renewed annually in the month in which you purchased the vehicle.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 18 October 2019 0:55

How expired were the tabs? Like today expired or months?

JackFaire 27

Friday 18 October 2019 18:23

YDI because you don't have to wait for your tags to expire to get new ones. Honestly you feel like the kind of person that pays their bill after the due date and then is all "Why did I get a late fee I paid the bill?"