By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

FalloutScrolls 25

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

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_guy_j 12

That's a shitty situation!

amileah13 26

Talk about a miserable ride. Sorry op :(

Could be worse. Could be a hyperactive child who is experiencing nervous bowel movements.

FalloutScrolls 25

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

This comment made my day.

Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy. "How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."

Can't decide if this is funny or corny

it's technically smelly and sad

#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.

Please stop.

I just threw up a little, in my mouth

Schizomaniac 24

Sounds like a shitty situation.

I'll break the line of shit comments that I see