That's a shitty situation!

How poopy

Talk about a miserable ride. Sorry op :(

Could be worse. Could be a hyperactive child who is experiencing nervous bowel movements.

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

This comment made my day.

Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy. "How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."

Can't decide if this is funny or corny

it's technically smelly and sad

#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.

Please stop.

Okey dokey.

I just threw up a little, in my mouth

Sounds like a shitty situation.

Shitty...

I'll break the line of shit comments that I see