Transportation: Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large,...

By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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davidpropert 32

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:32

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 14 August 2015 2:11

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

_guy_j 12

Friday 14 August 2015 1:21

That's a shitty situation!

KatieKoala 19

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:23

How poopy

amileah13 26

Friday 14 August 2015 1:23

Talk about a miserable ride. Sorry op :(

Anthonymm2 20

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:32

Could be worse. Could be a hyperactive child who is experiencing nervous bowel movements.

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 14 August 2015 2:11

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

davidpropert 32

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:32

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

KayDee29 31

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Friday 14 August 2015 7:49

This comment made my day.

MrSassypants 32

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:39

Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy. "How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."

rileyrae0000 23

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:55

Can't decide if this is funny or corny

beeferjay 34

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Friday 14 August 2015 1:59

it's technically smelly and sad

MrSassypants 32

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Friday 14 August 2015 4:55

#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.