Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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davidpropert
| 32
You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.
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_guy_j
| 12
That's a shitty situation!
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KatieKoala
| 19
How poopy
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amileah13
| 26
Talk about a miserable ride. Sorry op :(
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Anthonymm2
| 20
Could be worse. Could be a hyperactive child who is experiencing nervous bowel movements.
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.
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davidpropert
| 32
You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious
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KayDee29
| 31
This comment made my day.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy.
"How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."
"How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."
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rileyrae0000
| 23
Can't decide if this is funny or corny
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beeferjay
| 34
it's technically smelly and sad
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MrSassypants
| 32
#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.
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UH60
| 26
Please stop.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Okey dokey.
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beeferjay
| 34
I just threw up a little, in my mouth
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Sounds like a shitty situation.
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Angsty_Armadillo
| 25
Shitty...
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worldclassrager
| 39
I'll break the line of shit comments that I see