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By grace - / Thursday 13 August 2015 14:54 / United States - New York
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By  MrSassypants  |  31

Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy. "How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."

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  MrSassypants  |  31

#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.

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