FML : Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick'...

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 December 2011 02:29 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#1892558 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:50

Pet interview?

I'll bet the poor dog was nervous trying to answer the probing questions concerning all of the lies and exaggerations you put on his résumé (or C. V., if you will.)

You fudged his credentials, so he fudged the office.

By alexiiiiis09 | 0

#1892554 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:48

ew lol poor doggy :(

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By dragonxfly | 0

#1892539 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:38

hai thar

alfredrog | 0

#1892552 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:47

happry

By josie1238 | 0

#1892540 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:38

haha

By azeen | 0

#1892541 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:38

ha...

By xshowmethehueix | 0

#1892548 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:42

epic fail.

thelastavailable | 13

#1892765 - Sunday 26 December 2011 13:26

Are the words 'epic' and 'fail' the In words right now?

iSitt | 0

#1892986 - Sunday 26 December 2011 15:01

ydi for feeding your dog beans and salsa the day before.

By Me_iz_a_Bboy | 0

#1892553 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:48

Owned

By alexiiiiis09 | 0

#1892554 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:48

ew lol poor doggy :(

By iSolDyourSouL | 0

#1892557 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:50

That totally sucks. FYL

MrFancy | 0

#1893344 - Sunday 26 December 2011 16:59

Yeah, I hate dogs.

sharkwkrox | 0

#2435538 - Saturday 30 April 2011 21:26

43..I hate you.

By perdix | 29

#1892558 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:50

lol_ironic_life | 9

#1892581 - Sunday 26 December 2011 10:11

lol I always enjoy reading your comments perdix! I feel bad for your puppy and you too OP! Hope you'll find somewhere better. ;)

mytralala_fml | 7

#1892598 - Sunday 26 December 2011 10:20

win.

By takemetomars | 0

#1892561 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:52

ugh y exactly would u bring a pet with u too an interview?!

Xythenol | 6

#1892569 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:59

"REQUIRED PET INTERVIEW".
Your spelling is atrocious, no wonder your reading skills suck too.

White_Fury | 0

#1892586 - Sunday 26 December 2011 10:13

I live in Texas and I have an apartment and I have never heard of a required pet interview...

lacrossekid | 0

#1892626 - Sunday 26 December 2011 10:58

that's cuz you live I'n Texas ... you could have a horse I'n ur house and I don't think you hillbillys would care

BloodyHeel | 8

#1892673 - Sunday 26 December 2011 12:16

Good grief.

CaityCatastrophy | 0

#1894473 - Monday 27 December 2011 3:47

Can I smack 27?

aworm27 | 2

#4383540 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:53

27, at least us "hillbillies" can spell. Idiot.

NeatNit | 32

#5749598 - Sunday 10 November 2013 17:12

I'm guessing the apartment owners decided to do these pet interviews. They can do whatever that want in order to decide who gets their apartment.

By FatGuyLover | 0

#1892568 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:59

Same thing happened to me but i still got the apartment since he was a nice gentlemen

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