Alexa, play "Glad to be Unhappy" by The Mamas & The Papas

Then just stalk him. Eventually his annoyance will fade to resignation and you'll have him.

so you are gonna annoy him into taking you back? walk away

Sounds like you might have difficulties with attachment. If you're having problems moving on you might want to seek help with finding healthy ways to move on that don't involve having contact with him/stalking him.

Guess you're just one of the huge number of people who has extremely low standards and major self esteem issues. Seek therapy.

I would definitely seak help for yourself, and that comes from a kind place, you deserve to be happy with or without someone!