He could have just become honest with you in the first place.

I agree

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This is also fake news.

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*learnt

Obviously..

always test drive before you buy!!

‘We’??? I might be crazy but my first thought was the conversation must’ve gone like “ wait a minute! You mean your downstairs isn’t the same as mine?!?! I thought everyone had the same thing and they just stuck it up the girls bum” “um no” “oh, well I like this thing Iv got not that thing you’ve got” “you mean you’re gay?” “No, being gay is a sin! I just like the same thing as I have” “ that’s what being gay is” “ oh yeah? Well then I am all for it”

I wonder what you did on your wedding night to find out that your husband is gay, and not asexual, or simply not attracted to your naked body... Actually, cancel that, I don't want to know.

He looked at her vagina, then looked down at his own penis, compared the two and had a mind blowing epiphany.

Oh god Dave, talk dirty to me!

The floor hasn't been vacuumed in a while.

What about the bin? Tell me it hasn’t been emptied in a while!

That too. In fact, it's starting to attract fruit flies.

And the dishes? Is there an unwashed plate on the counter? Maybe even some cutlery?

lm

Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.

It's a good time to take out your marriage certificate and read the return policy fine print on the back. I think there's a no questions asked 14 day return guarantee.