Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
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skippydoda
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Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
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09051308288
| 17
He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
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09051308288
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He could have just become honest with you in the first place.
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ezrajab
| 22
I agree
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Jessica Alderman
| 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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mt21mt
| 15
This is also fake news.
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exileonmainst
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exileonmainst
| 16
*learnt
Obviously..
Obviously..
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blahblabbity
| 19
always test drive before you buy!!
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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus
| 16
‘We’??? I might be crazy but my first thought was the conversation must’ve gone like “ wait a minute! You mean your downstairs isn’t the same as mine?!?! I thought everyone had the same thing and they just stuck it up the girls bum” “um no” “oh, well I like this thing Iv got not that thing you’ve got” “you mean you’re gay?” “No, being gay is a sin! I just like the same thing as I have” “ that’s what being gay is” “ oh yeah? Well then I am all for it”
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mt21mt
| 15
I wonder what you did on your wedding night to find out that your husband is gay, and not asexual, or simply not attracted to your naked body... Actually, cancel that, I don't want to know.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
He looked at her vagina, then looked down at his own penis, compared the two and had a mind blowing epiphany.
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exileonmainst
| 16
Oh god Dave, talk dirty to me!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
The floor hasn't been vacuumed in a while.
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exileonmainst
| 16
What about the bin? Tell me it hasn’t been emptied in a while!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
That too. In fact, it's starting to attract fruit flies.
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exileonmainst
| 16
And the dishes? Is there an unwashed plate on the counter? Maybe even some cutlery?
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Rick Cooley
| 2
lm
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skippydoda
| 32
Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
It's a good time to take out your marriage certificate and read the return policy fine print on the back. I think there's a no questions asked 14 day return guarantee.