By Jenny - 28/12/2017 15:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
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skippydoda 32
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Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.

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09051308288 17

He could have just become honest with you in the first place.

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09051308288 17

He could have just become honest with you in the first place.

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ezrajab 22

I agree

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Jessica Alderman 6
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mt21mt 15
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This is also fake news.

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exileonmainst 16

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exileonmainst 16

*learnt Obviously..

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blahblabbity 19
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always test drive before you buy!!

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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

‘We’??? I might be crazy but my first thought was the conversation must’ve gone like “ wait a minute! You mean your downstairs isn’t the same as mine?!?! I thought everyone had the same thing and they just stuck it up the girls bum” “um no” “oh, well I like this thing Iv got not that thing you’ve got” “you mean you’re gay?” “No, being gay is a sin! I just like the same thing as I have” “ that’s what being gay is” “ oh yeah? Well then I am all for it”

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mt21mt 15
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I wonder what you did on your wedding night to find out that your husband is gay, and not asexual, or simply not attracted to your naked body... Actually, cancel that, I don't want to know.

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Dave_Davington 33
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He looked at her vagina, then looked down at his own penis, compared the two and had a mind blowing epiphany.

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exileonmainst 16

Oh god Dave, talk dirty to me!

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Dave_Davington 33
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The floor hasn't been vacuumed in a while.

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exileonmainst 16

What about the bin? Tell me it hasn’t been emptied in a while!

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Dave_Davington 33
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That too. In fact, it's starting to attract fruit flies.

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exileonmainst 16

And the dishes? Is there an unwashed plate on the counter? Maybe even some cutlery?

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Rick Cooley 2

lm

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skippydoda 32
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Oh honey, he knew. He just didn't want to tell you.

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Lobby_Bee 17

It's a good time to take out your marriage certificate and read the return policy fine print on the back. I think there's a no questions asked 14 day return guarantee.

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