vrossie_
United States
Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
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perdix 29
Wouldn't that make you Satan? Make your sister serve Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, the mighty Beelzebub! . . . some deviled eggs would be nice :D
Perdition25 12
OP's sister already does serve. Satan obviously possessed OP's sister's fetus and attempted to kill her in the womb. The sister blamed God as a cover up.
esines 9
It never said they were twins..
Perdition25 12
Yeah, I'm a twin so a lot of the time that is my initial conclusion, my bad.
beautiful_hope 16
The devil is in the potato salad :)
gymowls 11
It did say they were twins in the op comment
CorpsmanUp88 21
immortal
worldclassrager 39
Owned! Anyone? Really? I'll just leave then... I think I feel a sister verbal war coming...
Kateyez_26 13
By any chance, are you OPs sister?
CorDa616 22
The exact same thing happened to me. According to my parents I came out partially blue and my twin sister insists she thought she was in the 'old' times and wanted to be the first born so that she could inherit everything. I was apparently meant to be born first, but alas, I got choked on my way out.
Jared900DUmpling 30
It's just normal sibling rivalry. You guys are probably going to be on good terms, even if you or your sister are jokingly rude.
vrossie_ 15
Did someone just steal my FML? Wow... They did. -_-
joopjoop 19
I was born 72 days early, and when I say something dumb my boyfriend says its my "72 days early" kicking in... at least we are here to tell the tale op :)
auro7 18
The first attempt...?
comment11111 39
Whoa, that's soo mean. fyl