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Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

Rosstapher 12

What was the second?

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ipodtouchgirl 21

I was born it around my neck also. However no one has told me that lol.

Blavock 12

Your sisters a worthless bitch

starsierra 15

I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped round my neck too

Guru_Gal 12

The same thing happened to me when I was born!!

kylarosie 10

This made me laugh...reminds me of my two oldest sisters. The oldest didn't speak to my parents for an entire week after bringing home the second sister from the hospital, and then apparently harbored those feelings for years, and finally exploded to my parents during an argument when she was 10 about how she never forgave them for bringing another kid home with them. She then still suggested they take her back...my second oldest sister was 7 years old already at that point. Hahaha

CryoticShell 14

Hey, I had to get c-sectioned because u had the cord around my neck! So much in common!

Winchester1990 19

Don't worry OP, I was born the same way