By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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dawood_k 27

Your sister had an awesome sense of humor

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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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vrossie_ 15

@ #71 Well, when my sister said this to me I couldn't help me laugh. Yes, it's something that shouldn't be funny but as a joke it was pretty good. :)

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brelaine 3

god would never do something like that. we are all his children and he already has planned our life before we are even born

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fakedsincerity 32

what is his excuse for all the starving children then?

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SlapAndTickle 20

I am spiritual but I do not believe in "god". Seems like a bunch of hocus pocus BS anyways. Let's make children starve to test them? Yeah sure, okay, sounds legit.

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j_729 18

Or all the people with cancer and other things that kill you.

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Salo116 2

That could be a cool story. Just tell people that thats how OP you are, OP.

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blackonblight 32

I had the same thing happen when I was born, fetal distress, c-section, what a way to enter the world, with a near death experience!

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naiveprophet 15

Harry Potter defeating Voldemort as a baby doesn't seem like such a huge feat anymore. You defeated God before you were even BORN.

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