vrossie_
United States
Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
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khaotik1 7
Saw this on ifunny lol
dawood_k 27
Your sister had an awesome sense of humor
vrossie_ 15
Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.
vrossie_ 15
@ #71 Well, when my sister said this to me I couldn't help me laugh. Yes, it's something that shouldn't be funny but as a joke it was pretty good. :)
brelaine 3
god would never do something like that. we are all his children and he already has planned our life before we are even born
fakedsincerity 32
what is his excuse for all the starving children then?
Typicall 21
Life is a test.
SlapAndTickle 20
I am spiritual but I do not believe in "god". Seems like a bunch of hocus pocus BS anyways. Let's make children starve to test them? Yeah sure, okay, sounds legit.
j_729 18
Or all the people with cancer and other things that kill you.
Salo116 2
That could be a cool story. Just tell people that thats how OP you are, OP.
Kateyez_26 13
To each their own
blackonblight 32
I had the same thing happen when I was born, fetal distress, c-section, what a way to enter the world, with a near death experience!
naiveprophet 15
Harry Potter defeating Voldemort as a baby doesn't seem like such a huge feat anymore. You defeated God before you were even BORN.
TIRiIPIPiN 6
The truth hurts.