By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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Comments

Wowxoxo 17

At least you can appreciate life a bit more OP, realizing that it was almost taken away from you at birth

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Afroninja4566 21

Well on the bright side you can say god failed at killing you

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UnluckyGenius 21

My sister was born the same way, we just say she was a miracle baby.

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ddlovatolover 23

Isn't everyone born with their umbilical cord around their neck?

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vrossie_ 15

NO. My sister wasn't. But yet again, she is a twin so maybe that has something to do with it.

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Lichinamo 33

Nearly dying at birth is not a laughing matter

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mdw7 12

No shit, but OP didn't die. And the comment was probably a joke. It's not an FML. OP is alive and needs to get the fk over a joke.

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HeartOfLead 24

Better watch out, Death will try to claim your life cause you manage to escape his original plan.

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psiloveyou15 12

I'm pretty sure Death claims everyone's life.

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HowieDoIt 21

Props for Final destination reference, it's a shame it went unnoticed.

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ShivaHi5 11

Sounds like something my brother would say.

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Poetaster 10

She is confused... It truly appears that god saved you.

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LegolasPrincess 10

That was only the first time, when was the second?

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grghillis96 15

I'm sure she meant it as a joke. A little black humour every now and then never hurt anyone.

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