vrossie_
United States
Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
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Wowxoxo 17
At least you can appreciate life a bit more OP, realizing that it was almost taken away from you at birth
Afroninja4566 21
Well on the bright side you can say god failed at killing you
UnluckyGenius 21
My sister was born the same way, we just say she was a miracle baby.
ddlovatolover 23
Isn't everyone born with their umbilical cord around their neck?
vrossie_ 15
NO. My sister wasn't. But yet again, she is a twin so maybe that has something to do with it.
mdw7 12
Can't take a joke, can you, OP?
Lichinamo 33
Nearly dying at birth is not a laughing matter
mdw7 12
No shit, but OP didn't die. And the comment was probably a joke. It's not an FML. OP is alive and needs to get the fk over a joke.
HeartOfLead 24
Better watch out, Death will try to claim your life cause you manage to escape his original plan.
psiloveyou15 12
I'm pretty sure Death claims everyone's life.
HowieDoIt 21
Props for Final destination reference, it's a shame it went unnoticed.
ShivaHi5 11
Sounds like something my brother would say.
Poetaster 10
She is confused... It truly appears that god saved you.
LegolasPrincess 10
That was only the first time, when was the second?
grghillis96 15
I'm sure she meant it as a joke. A little black humour every now and then never hurt anyone.
kmaheynoway 25
Unless it's racist black humor.
clevercake 21
God - 0, you - 1.