vrossie_
United States
Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
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Comments (119)
23Z9TZO 18
It's a joke. Get over it
VancouverGuy89 9
Your sister is pretty funny as much as that sucked to hear can you blame her for the perfect timing its like you taking a perfect that's what she said opportunity you ain't gunna waste it
TXfmylifer 10
You need to start planning how to ruin your sister's wedding asap.
WelcomeToAndale 13
God doesn't exist.
emsayres 5
my sister was born the same way. Except it was chocking her. She came out blue. The doctors said that if she was in there another 30 seconds, she would have died.
nevershouttami 11
That's ****** up
jenna90000000123 3
Your sister is a Genius!
Dre27 20
You have a smartass sister, consider yourself lucky
vrossie_ 15
Uh you would have to meet her. Then you would no longer consider myself lucky. haha
CREEPSaHOLIC 14
Oh no, a furyan!
patd77 12
Your sister is awesome