FML : Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old...

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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You deserved it

By theassman - / Wednesday 11 March 2009 04:42 / United States

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By GameRater01 | 0

#26269 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:33

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

By jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 | 0

#26270 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:35

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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By Silhouette_fml | 0

#26263 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:27

That's... kind of creepy...

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colts609380 | 7

#1040807 - Thursday 24 June 2010 5:39

lol it is. and disturbing too

By GameRater01 | 0

#26269 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:33

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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daniisme | 0

#978315 - Monday 12 April 2010 2:54

i'm not allowed locks on my door. My mum and dad get scared that if I'm injured, they can't help me. Sucks.

By jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 | 0

#26270 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:35

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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matt5217 | 4

#1168334 - Saturday 31 July 2010 22:42

yes

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Person000 | 0

#2415029 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:14

whaaaa ??? nooo I have a circle jerk to old beetles considered every other Tuesday, anyone is welcome

By 0ops_fml | 0

#26299 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:33

Isn't it good, norwegian wood?

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MichelleMaBelle_fml | 16

#6433723 - Monday 12 October 2015 18:25

Oh my gosh dude

By Tarion | 0

#26302 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:35

#3 - I'm sure you're not

#0 - At least you can reassure her that you have good musical taste, right?

By Tehalon | 0

#26315 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:50

Dont worry, im sure she used to do the same ;D

By Flying_Pink_Lulz | 0

#26320 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:58

hahahahahhhaha OMG that is just friggin hilarious xD

By mf_fml | 0

#26326 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:06

hahaha, oh god.

By Clover2009 | 0

#26338 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:24

Whatever floats your boat!

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43trauts | 14

#4368016 - Sunday 29 April 2012 5:58

or submarine...

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Brandonisamazing | 5

#4426268 - Saturday 12 May 2012 22:31

win^^

By Stephie_fml | 0

#26343 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:28

Seriously, what the hell is it about parents who don't KNOCK?? Do you WANT to walk in on that shit?

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