By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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That's... kind of creepy...

colts609380 7

lol it is. and disturbing too

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

i'm not allowed locks on my door. My mum and dad get scared that if I'm injured, they can't help me. Sucks.

jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

Person000 0

whaaaa ??? nooo I have a circle jerk to old beetles considered every other Tuesday, anyone is welcome

Isn't it good, norwegian wood?

#3 - I'm sure you're not #0 - At least you can reassure her that you have good musical taste, right?

Dont worry, im sure she used to do the same ;D

hahahahahhhaha OMG that is just friggin hilarious xD

hahaha, oh god.

Whatever floats your boat!

or submarine...

Brandonisamazing 5

win^^

Seriously, what the hell is it about parents who don't KNOCK?? Do you WANT to walk in on that shit?