By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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Ivy_fml 0

Not all that bad, reasonable. I mean, who doesn't love the beatles and masturbates to them daily? jkz, but I do love the beatles, they are my life! I bet people have too, Paul McCartney was hot in his day, girls loved those guys.

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ajg_72 0

Hahahaha. I normally just read these, chuckle a little bit to myself, and move on. But this one was funny enough for me to make an account and comment on it. Hilarious FML. And funny comments too. Especially #4 and #36.

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awefjio 0

hate rooms with no locks

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koenn 0

Pro-tip: Windows key + D. That way she'll only think you're masturbating to whatever your wallpaper is. Desktop images to avoid: cartoon or video game characters, animals...

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inktree 0

Who doesn't ********** to the Beatles?

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justjayit 0

#51 and 52 Wow, are you seriously dissing someone on the internet on the small chance that they might be an ex? Anyways OP, why the **** did you even bother in closing out the **** if your mom already caught you masturbating?

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curran1 0

haha this happened on an episode of friends. chandler had started masturbating to regular **** on TV and the girl walked in and he changed the channel she thought he was squishin' his squid to a documentary about sharks your mom luvs ya dont worry buddy

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Cynical1 0

Now that's just funny. Idk how much of an FML that is...just kinda a *facepalm*, *sigh* then carry on with life.

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