Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
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Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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Top comments
hi_there4397 18
*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"
Murilirum 23
Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.
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Comments (103)
angeluscado 15
Your mom sounds like a psycho...
militarybrat 21
I would call the cops.
Machiavelli342 19
Shove that hot spatula down her throat!!
Tannasgh 22
Impatient. Plenty of time in your life for poor choices when you are on your own dime.
jdogg14 7
if you can handle a needle poking your skin a bunch, I think you can handle a little burn
idk_rose 25
If she can't give you a permanent mark, no one can lol
jkzr555 10
two tattoos for one! jk
nitemastr15 17
My mom wouldn't speak to me for a month when I got mine. My dad had to convince her not to kick me out. My brother got one too but they expected that from him so he didn't get in as much trouble.
msmedieval 11
I'm personally against tattoos but a hot spatula is an insane way to deal with it. Most parents just argue or sulk for a few days. I hope your mom calms down & realizes that was a horrible thing to do.
Zappaz 32
That username