Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
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Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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Top comments
hi_there4397 18
*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"
Murilirum 23
Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.
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Comments (103)
anarchymaniac 22
Your mom is a little over the top. That's too extreme in my opinion
gordjess1 19
I think as long as your over the legal age it doesn't matter. If you're under that age then ydi in a way.
dman798 18
She wanted to give you another tattoo
Tyrez 32
Hot spatula doesn't sound all that threatening now that I think about it.
texaskitty86 25
This was exactly my thought. Most people cook with a plastic spatula and even when they've been sitting in the pan they don't get very hot. I've taken mine directly out of the pan and used my fingers to pull of bits of food that get stuck on the end. If it was metal that may be a different story but most people have non-stick pans so metal spatulas have fallen out of popularity.
luvlu444 24
yeah coz hurting your child is so much better
moniculkin 19
Same thing happened to a girl, but her mother burned her with a clothes iron. The mother had to go to court and neighbors were furious at her.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Psycho controlling bitch!!!! Put a cigarette out on her face, see how she likes it! And call CPS, move out, hide at a friend's house, anything to get you safely away from this unstable monster who thinks permanently harming their child is an OK response to disagreeing with their choices.
amberdea404 28
Your mom wasn't right for burning you but if you were still living under her roof you should have followed her rules.
Richard6036 13
It sounds like your mothers a real Idiot I'm sorry you have to deal with a person of such low mentality
NYGiants1925 22
Goddam! How old are you op?