Leave and take all your pie with you, OP!

Kinkey ;)

That ended in a much less disgusting way than I anticipated, #2.

If you're gonna be gross, at least know how to spell "kinky"

This can go two ways...

I was thinking about something else....Have my +1 anyway!

you DO know that a cream pie is a sex thing, right? I don't think OP should shove that in his Mum's face. Ewww

What about a THREE-way(;

Dude wtf bro... If this is how you deal with slight annoyances, I fear for your family, friends, and roommates.

I'm always amazed when people read comments like #3 and take their incitements to murder seriously.

28- You mean all of these incitements to murder are a joke and not meant to be taken seriously? Shit, I think I'm gonna need a lawyer...

Because joking about killing people isn't really funny

#45 no, it's funny (sometimes.)it just isn't something you should joke about

I wasn't joking

#51 you got serious issues then dude.

Why would anyone want to waste delicious pie? It should be a crime to drop pies on the ground instead of leaving with them and eating them yourself!

Then turn back, and take it home, or back to your room

Yeah this would be my reaction. And yeah it a waste of pie, but the mess it would cause would be worth it.

It's the principle, if you drop them on the ground you clearly show your dissatisfaction whilst bringing them home might lead her to think that you just want to eat them yourself.

OP didn't know he or she wasn't invited until after the pies were given to the family.