Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she...

By anon - 27/11/2015 20:21 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

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By oj101 | 33

#6472514 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

By WittyMoron | 22

#6472525 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:57

Best mom. 10/10 would child again.

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By Goblin182 | 26

#6472509 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:49

Are you Cinderella?

derpina72 | 23

#6474498 - Monday 30 November 2015 22:04

Leave and take all your pie with you, OP!

By oj101 | 33

#6472514 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

cameron6731 | 13

#6472540 - Saturday 28 November 2015 15:15

Kinkey ;)

Tripartita | 44

#6472541 - Saturday 28 November 2015 15:17

That ended in a much less disgusting way than I anticipated, #2.

teentee401 | 36

#6472543 - Saturday 28 November 2015 15:18

If you're gonna be gross, at least know how to spell "kinky"

xXShadowStormXx | 12

#6472548 - Saturday 28 November 2015 15:24

This can go two ways...

Darkness_Hate | 29

#6472573 - Saturday 28 November 2015 16:06

I was thinking about something else....Have my +1 anyway!

I can't stand leg puns! | 20

#6473322 - Sunday 29 November 2015 15:19

you DO know that a cream pie is a sex thing, right? I don't think OP should shove that in his Mum's face. Ewww

PHANX0M | 8

#6475293 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 0:51

What about a THREE-way(;

By joeyl2008 | 29

#6472516 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

That's when you slip rat poison into the pies.

BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#6472581 - Saturday 28 November 2015 16:19

Dude wtf bro... If this is how you deal with slight annoyances, I fear for your family, friends, and roommates.

Tripartita | 44

#6472585 - Saturday 28 November 2015 16:34

I'm always amazed when people read comments like #3 and take their incitements to murder seriously.

MonstreBelle | 28

#6472600 - Saturday 28 November 2015 17:10

28- You mean all of these incitements to murder are a joke and not meant to be taken seriously? Shit, I think I'm gonna need a lawyer...

Badkarma4u | 17

#6472718 - Saturday 28 November 2015 20:28

Because joking about killing people isn't really funny

cole66 | 13

#6472721 - Saturday 28 November 2015 20:30

#45 no, it's funny (sometimes.)it just isn't something you should joke about

joeyl2008 | 29

#6472772 - Saturday 28 November 2015 21:48

I wasn't joking

higgysaurus | 18

#6473121 - Sunday 29 November 2015 7:07

#51 you got serious issues then dude.

By oreoeater | 21

#6472517 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

Put a balloon in them

By Neesalun | 20

#6472519 - Saturday 28 November 2015 14:54

To be completely a jerk, you could have just dropped them face down in the ground outside and walked out. Of course, most people, including myself, wouldn't do this thing despite feeling like I wanted to.

MonstreBelle | 28

#6472592 - Saturday 28 November 2015 16:52

Why would anyone want to waste delicious pie? It should be a crime to drop pies on the ground instead of leaving with them and eating them yourself!

aleyp63 | 13

#6472667 - Saturday 28 November 2015 19:24

Then turn back, and take it home, or back to your room

kirasant | 19

#6472792 - Saturday 28 November 2015 22:25

Yeah this would be my reaction. And yeah it a waste of pie, but the mess it would cause would be worth it.

Danne696 | 14

#6473195 - Sunday 29 November 2015 10:11

It's the principle, if you drop them on the ground you clearly show your dissatisfaction whilst bringing them home might lead her to think that you just want to eat them yourself.