Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
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Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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Top comments
hi_there4397 18
*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"
Murilirum 23
Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.
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Comments (103)
everythingelena 28
well..parents don't really like it when you go against their wishes especially when it is something so permanent... however, trying to burn your arm is definitely not the way to handle the situation. hope it gets better for you OP
AgentSkyeBarnes 16
Apparently there are a ton of people on this site who condone child abuse, judging by the amount of "ydi if you're underage" comments. Congratulations, you're all assholes. Doesn't matter how old OP is, their mom has NO right to physically attack them for any reason
baubsmith 6
your an idiot. listen to your momma
IrisNoel98 15
Apparantly she prefers branding over tattoos...
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
watch out fir the 1000 degree glowing soatula xD
Samantha Glennie 25
I got a tribute to my dad as my first tattoo, she said your dad’s dead why bother