By jimmy_morton - 26/01/2016 18:20 - United States

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 841
You deserved it 2 261

célinelisie tells us more.

célinelisie 14

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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turtle_darkness 17

Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

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turtle_darkness 17

Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

But then dad's going to have to bang his mom in front of him to get the upper hand once again and who wants to pay for therapy?

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cprad11 12

Thank you for your contribution, #25.

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krazy789 28

we are talking about american dad right? i love that show

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stupidpplsuck 33

and then the kid would have to hire the weirdo living in the attic to help em get laid

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Oyas12 14

then. he'd go to mexico to get ugly, dirty sex from border town ******

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turtle_darkness 17

Yes #41 lol, I was ironically watching that episode when I read this comment haha

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MrsHaxxo 22

He clearly said girlfriend

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KingKA14 11

I think #3 was thinking Op was female and the dad said that because the girlfriend is the more "man" like of the two. But then again i may be wrong and they might just be stupid

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Seabass_Chan 33

Plus, there's no "man" in a lesbian relationship anyways. I really hate that stereotype.

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MrsHaxxo 22

I presumed he is a man because of the name of op :p

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enxhi96 21

This comment is so stupid that it's funny?

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Avi8r 22

This comment made absolutely no sense whatsoever, but I literally laughed out loud at it, so here's my up vote.

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jonjonguapito 15

My bad. I read it as like dad's "the son she never had"

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Leauge 13

Op it's a possibility that your father was drunk.

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LalapaloozaChick 14

well at least he likes her.

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SamSwebb 24

Time to butch it up ... Maybe less so for the girlfriend. Hope your Dad was joking ... In some bizzare way. Else defo fyl ... Maybe f your girlfriends life more

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hershelLayton 13

Get a sugar mama and tell your dad "she's the father I never had"

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