Did you set him straight, or did you mop the floor with him?

Lots of guys end up fucking the cleaning lady.

Looks like you've...
*wait on it*
got it maid.

Sounds like you need some new friends

Did you at least wear the French maid outfit?

Kinda sounds like your friends were trying to set you guys up

Sounds like you are all washed up

So ask for 300 bucks and clean his house, easy money!

Go clean his house and make it a weekly thing. Slowly move your stuff in, one item at a time. Integrate. Refuse to leave when he realised what's going on. Throw a fit and claim to be carrying his baby when he tries to call the cops on you. Show the cops your stuff in his house and make them believe he is just trying not to take responsibility for the pregnancy. Kiss and make up. Enjoy your new life!

You need to plan my whole life

Your friends are horrible

This is awful.i dated a guy once that would leave and do who knows what while he expected me to clean his house. I realized how crappy this was and the next time he asked me to clean his house I told him I couldnt I was busy cleaning my own house. He finally got it.