FML : Today, the guy I have a crush on invited me over to his house. I was nervous and excited, until I found out that he really just wanted me to clean it....

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Today, the guy I have a crush on invited me over to his house. I was nervous and excited, until I found out that he really just wanted me to clean it. Apparently, my friends from the university told him that was my job and he believed them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By limeñaconmalasuerte - / Saturday 17 June 2017 21:00 / Peru

Love

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By Liv3ForTh3Kill | 4

#7472132 - Saturday 17 June 2017 21:09

Did you set him straight, or did you mop the floor with him?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7472141 - Saturday 17 June 2017 21:33

Lots of guys end up fucking the cleaning lady.

Looks like you've...
*wait on it*
got it maid.

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By Liv3ForTh3Kill | 4

#7472132 - Saturday 17 June 2017 21:09

Did you set him straight, or did you mop the floor with him?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7472141 - Saturday 17 June 2017 21:33

Lots of guys end up fucking the cleaning lady.

Looks like you've...
*wait on it*
got it maid.

By Sierra Dawn Worrix | 7

#7472215 - Sunday 18 June 2017 0:26

Sounds like you need some new friends

By ThrottleJockey | 33

#7472257 - Sunday 18 June 2017 1:52

Did you at least wear the French maid outfit?

By turnabouttrial | 15

#7472259 - Sunday 18 June 2017 2:12

Kinda sounds like your friends were trying to set you guys up

By bigtwobah | 6

#7472310 - Sunday 18 June 2017 4:22

Sounds like you are all washed up

By amarie2009 | 22

#7472587 - Sunday 18 June 2017 15:04

So ask for 300 bucks and clean his house, easy money!

By joshszz_fml | 26

#7472625 - Sunday 18 June 2017 16:13

Go clean his house and make it a weekly thing. Slowly move your stuff in, one item at a time. Integrate. Refuse to leave when he realised what's going on. Throw a fit and claim to be carrying his baby when he tries to call the cops on you. Show the cops your stuff in his house and make them believe he is just trying not to take responsibility for the pregnancy. Kiss and make up. Enjoy your new life!

ThongWarrior | 17

#7473310 - Monday 19 June 2017 17:20

You need to plan my whole life

By natiaresi | 12

#7473070 - Monday 19 June 2017 7:35

Your friends are horrible

By realsis | 6

#7477618 - Friday 30 June 2017 1:29

This is awful.i dated a guy once that would leave and do who knows what while he expected me to clean his house. I realized how crappy this was and the next time he asked me to clean his house I told him I couldnt I was busy cleaning my own house. He finally got it.