Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 5 495

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By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 240

You deserved it 4 243

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 399

You deserved it 7 084

By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 742

You deserved it 5 112

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 728

You deserved it 2 983

Bye bye baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 72

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 140

You deserved it 240

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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You deserved it 12 212

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 380

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 881

You deserved it 3 176

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

wicker75 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:42

You should have sex with the babysitter then

mrssheldoncooper 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:40

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

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jose18 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:01

Make out with the babysitter

tigermik 18

Monday 7 November 2011 21:40

Depending if she around the same age as u(15,16,17,18)you should've fcked her

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:53

have sex with her obviously

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:27

Was she hot

kaylakristine94 4

Monday 30 April 2012 22:30

I know how you feel my parents are going on a cruise in January and my dad insist on having my sister come stay with me..I'm 18

testtest2_fml 16

Friday 15 June 2012 19:14

So hot!

Fylives101 2

Monday 9 July 2012 2:51

I think your mum wanted you to become a man and lose that virginity.

thatismahogany 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:40

so how old is the babysitter? probably not older than 18 since almost all babysitters are teenagers

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:01

Wow I feel angry FOR you

enahom 4

Friday 28 June 2013 18:23

Well it is illegal to leave a minor home alone

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye baby

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