By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 745
You deserved it 2 870

Same thing different taste

Top comments

shybear15 0

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

SugarCrazy 14

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...


CattyPurry 0

that's better then her sitting you down, pulling out your laptop and typing in STDs on google images, then explaining each and everyone in bloodcurdling details, right? (;

Well that talk will be burned into the mind of strangers on the plane FthereL

flockz 19

tell her you already know from experience... unless of course your still a virgin.

Don't lie, you had a boner till she started describing 2 Girls 1 cup in startlingly accurate detail.

But, but.....but your never to old for "the talk".

guess she wanted to pass down some experiences and good advices to the next generation. family tradition.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

must've been horrible if u used the word bloodcurdling

daysgoby902 6

how could it be graphic? did she pull out her infected kitty and say " this is what happens if you don't use protection." ?

kdawg360 0


That's better than her restoring all your computers history then going through everything intimate you searched for in bloodcurdingly graphic detail.

Squirrelx 5
eeshleypop 0

Maybe she got bored or something?

CattyPurry 0
iPoopMusic 0

Lol, guys, it's cuz he's a virgin!

NastyNinja31 0

1 2 your mother gets more play than u

Maybe she just wants to join the mile high club

shybear15 0

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

shybear15 0

At least* stupid spell check :P

MerrikBarbarian 9

ha, I wish mine would ask if I was gay. despite my wearing every gay pride thing I can she assumes I'm straight.

I feel you mate, my parents are catholic, and I'm bi. So. Yea.

SugarCrazy 14

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

SugarCrazy 14
lovelydarlings 6

It says plane not phone. It's okay we all make mistakes :)

your super ******* hot, so keep talking for us ;)

SugarCrazy 14

I was finished with my sentence. I don't know what lead you to believe I was going to continue.

he thinks he's being funny becuase you put "..." at the end of your sentence.

celticsfan69 0
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SugarCrazy 14

147, Yes. o.O I wouldn't lie about my age on here. Why does nobody believe it?

prince122 0

it's better then the TVs there. I was also entertained! ;)

If your 23 maybe u could teach her a thing or two aswell!

Unless of course she's ugly to the ninth degree

celticsfan69 0

Maybe shes a ugly 23 year old

If your 23 maybe u could probably teach her a thing or two as well!

Just a question, why is this one so thumbed down, but the other one, written by the same person, that says the same thing, thumbed up? She probably didn't mean to do it. Chill guys.

Free_Candy 0

76, I remember the carebears.

She really experienced? That's awesome.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Nope, OP's mom is definitely a virgin.

gabby1995pena 4
xxsarahfxx 6

hopefully she didnt lead to her sex life..