By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 633
You deserved it 2 850

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It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

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that's better then her sitting you down, pulling out your laptop and typing in STDs on google images, then explaining each and everyone in bloodcurdling details, right? (;

Did she have too much alcohol?

Did she have too much alcohol?

Well that talk will be burned into the mind of strangers on the plane FthereL

tell her you already know from experience... unless of course your still a virgin.

Don't be silly, wrap your willy :D

Don't lie, you had a boner till she started describing 2 Girls 1 cup in startlingly accurate detail.

Nice word choice lol

But, but.....but your never to old for "the talk".

guess she wanted to pass down some experiences and good advices to the next generation. family tradition.

one-eyed snakes on a plane?

must've been horrible if u used the word bloodcurdling

better late than never

how could it be graphic? did she pull out her infected kitty and say " this is what happens if you don't use protection." ?

...IN THE VAGINA. ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS? I KNOW IT'S HARD TO HEAR WITH THE PRESSURIZED CABIN AND ALL.

That's better than her restoring all your computers history then going through everything intimate you searched for in bloodcurdingly graphic detail.

I'm sorry op. That sucks.

Maybe she got bored or something?

what does op mean?

prepare to be trolled 45.

Lol, guys, it's cuz he's a virgin!

1 2 your mother gets more play than u

Maybe she just wants to join the mile high club

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

At least* stupid spell check :P

No I'm boy crazed

ha, I wish mine would ask if I was gay. despite my wearing every gay pride thing I can she assumes I'm straight.

I feel you mate, my parents are catholic, and I'm bi. So. Yea.

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

14, Go on with what?

Did you by any chance actually read the damn FML?

It says plane not phone. It's okay we all make mistakes :)

your super fucking hot, so keep talking for us ;)

I was finished with my sentence. I don't know what lead you to believe I was going to continue.

he thinks he's being funny becuase you put "..." at the end of your sentence.

your only 14?

Lol ur username cuts off as "muff"

I think your really hot

Are u honestly 14

147, Yes. o.O I wouldn't lie about my age on here. Why does nobody believe it?

it's better then the TVs there. I was also entertained! ;)

If your 23 maybe u could teach her a thing or two aswell!

Unless of course she's ugly to the ninth degree

Maybe shes a ugly 23 year old

never too late ;D

In this case, yes it is

I wasn't serious..

If your 23 maybe u could probably teach her a thing or two as well!

Just a question, why is this one so thumbed down, but the other one, written by the same person, that says the same thing, thumbed up? She probably didn't mean to do it. Chill guys.

76, I remember the carebears.

One word: spam

She really experienced? That's awesome.

Nope, OP's mom is definitely a virgin.

your pic is hilarious. lol

hopefully she didnt lead to her sex life..