jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Top comments
shybear15 0
It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does
SugarCrazy 14
You should've brought headphones to tune her out...
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Comments (140)
kaylapple 1
birds and the bees chat... on a plane! fyl op.
skylerXx 6
Mother knows best. Apparently you don't know enough.
brianjman14 23
My parents never gave me any kind of sex talk and I'm almost 17. I hope they don't think it's a good idea to do it when I'm like 25.
briannac1 0
I'm sure other people were amused the entire flight..
franticravyn 7
"Bloodcurdingly graphic"? Eesh, FYL OP :(
merrywanna 0
next she'll tell you how she joined the mile high club.
MichaelReyes1 3
I'm on a boat >.>
rachgreen1 0
i would have loved to hear this talk
Lights_Out_fml 6
According to Alan, it's not illegal to ********** on a plane ;D
Stevefett 0
Stop being a 23 year old virgin dork. That should help.