By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 748
You deserved it 2 870

Same thing different taste

Top comments

shybear15 0

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

SugarCrazy 14

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

Comments

birds and the bees chat... on a plane! fyl op.

skylerXx 6

Mother knows best. Apparently you don't know enough.

My parents never gave me any kind of sex talk and I'm almost 17. I hope they don't think it's a good idea to do it when I'm like 25.

I'm sure other people were amused the entire flight..

franticravyn 7

"Bloodcurdingly graphic"? Eesh, FYL OP :(

next she'll tell you how she joined the mile high club.

Lights_Out_fml 6

According to Alan, it's not illegal to ********** on a plane ;D

Stop being a 23 year old virgin dork. That should help.