Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.
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real life problems
| 26
Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.
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real life problems
| 26
Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.
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LadyRen
| 18
Did you not tell them you were coming? Unless your parents are weird like that.
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SneezyBear
| 27
Nobody told him they were coming, either.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
Bang your head onto a wall until the memory goes away.
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sherri_baby88
| 35
That's when you offer to help get dinner ready, set the table, etc, and wipe that motherfucker down with disinfectant wipes.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You should wipe the table down with disinfectant wipes and insist the motherfucker take a shower.
Your mum should take one, too.
Your mum should take one, too.
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mekiswrite
| 19
I think burning the table would be more appropriate in this scenario.
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RichardPencil
| 27
If you notice some mayo on the table, take your plate up to your room and eat there.
(It’s not mayo!)
(It’s not mayo!)
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Davros
| 12
Your not alone, so did your father. P.S. don't use the olive oil!
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Sarah Wickett
| 4
Sausage surprise 😂
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melisssa87
| 30
I’m sure that’s only the second time your parents are doing it. First time was with you, so shouldn’t happen anymore
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Takegami
| 22
Time heals all wounds