FML : Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents...

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Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2018 06:00 / South Africa - Johannesburg

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7650166 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:01

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

By real life problems | 26

#7650162 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 6:38

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

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By real life problems | 26

#7650162 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 6:38

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

By LadyRen | 18

#7650163 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 6:39

Did you not tell them you were coming? Unless your parents are weird like that.

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SneezyBear | 27

#7651091 - Wednesday 20 June 2018 23:56

Nobody told him they were coming, either.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7650166 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:01

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

By bluhbluhbluh | 14

#7650168 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:06

Bang your head onto a wall until the memory goes away.

By sherri_baby88 | 34

#7650169 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:12

That's when you offer to help get dinner ready, set the table, etc, and wipe that motherfucker down with disinfectant wipes.

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RichardPencil | 27

#7650173 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:29

You should wipe the table down with disinfectant wipes and insist the motherfucker take a shower.

Your mum should take one, too.

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mekiswrite | 18

#7650493 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 20:09

I think burning the table would be more appropriate in this scenario.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7650172 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:26

If you notice some mayo on the table, take your plate up to your room and eat there.

(It’s not mayo!)

By Davros | 12

#7650180 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 7:47

Your not alone, so did your father. P.S. don't use the olive oil!

By Sarah Wickett | 4

#7650205 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 8:30

Sausage surprise 😂

By melisssa87 | 30

#7650262 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 11:12

I’m sure that’s only the second time your parents are doing it. First time was with you, so shouldn’t happen anymore

By Takegami | 21

#7650377 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 16:29

Time heals all wounds

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