jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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shybear15 0
It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does
SugarCrazy 14
You should've brought headphones to tune her out...
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Comments (140)
sarcastic_rican 4
ahh im sorry op ,maybe she got the wrong phone number?
missyj0 12
o_o ^
Person1233 13
You should use a spoon.
twisted54 1
*sarcasm*
xXSillyLoveXx 0
KaySK- Use a vaccuum
youngbuck10 9
72- That comment made me think of the song "shock vac abortion". Haha.
iluvboobies 9
25, If I claim he was sarcastic will you still castrate him?
guitardude728 9
so how was it????
NomOnShroomz 14
Arousing
macsterfun 3
And enchanting :3
CookieM_fml 4
atleast there were no visuals
kissmeee 5
Lol true dat(:
nuhuh 1
She notice you following people to the plane bathroom more than usual.
AmethystRain 20
Did you at least take some good notes?
ProudTexan117 0
Was it getting both of y'all hot and bothered?
360XBOXFTW 0
just don't
macsterfun 3
Oohh quite. They got so into it that they had to go in to the only washroom on the plane. They didn't come out till four hours later...
brisbanegirl 21
I'm sorry OP that really sucks FYL!
somerandomdude19 2
Well time to pull out the head headphones
skigirl98 9
Give them headphones head
Hans888 7
As long as you don't ********** on the plane...
SayPeanuts 29
It's not illegal, just frowned upon.
ProudTexan117 0
Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive, thanks a lot bin laden
_Oblivion_ 12
just kindly say SHUT THE **** UP, surely shell stop talking immediatly
mdizzl 6
how do you say "shut the **** up" kindly? no matter how you say it, it's not kind at all, especially not when it's in all caps....
_Oblivion_ 12
Shut the **** up please*