Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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Top comments
_Vamp_ 9
Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
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Comments (138)
StuuPididiot 4
I bet you don't clean the floors and gave her a whole bunch of little punkass bullshit, I bet you totally deserve it, grow up and use a plate like other civilized people
paulyd97 3
PMS at all
mojojojo91 6
Well how dare you? You could've gotten crumbs everywhere.
lluliet92 0
#4....quit hating on texas... we punish those who insult our great state with...death....lol
brannonjames 6
was she drunk?
Phel 0
women go figure
live_2_eat 5
Does she have OCD or something? :S
jefffluffingham 5
my mum has borderline OCD and doesnt react that badly. the OP's mum is probably insane.
SolemnlyLove 7
I dont think we are getting the full scoop on this
wikedd 1
Wtf is a poptart ? damn you usa citzens
Tandycane 5
It's a breakfast pastry: flat with a (usually fruit) filling and icing on top. It's a name brand there's also toaster strudels (which are pretty much the same but made better) :3
_words_of_wisdom 4
WOW your moms right use a plate next time JESUS WHAT AN ASSHOLE lol jk jk ur moms a bitch