Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML I agree, your life sucks 41583 I agree, your life sucks 41583 You deserved it 9464 You deserved it 9464 0 6 2 44 By Anonymous / Thursday 14 August 2014 04:38 / France
By JMPercussion | 6 #7435388 - Friday 7 April 2017 23:20 What the duck were you thinking when you entered that raffle? Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By JMPercussion | 6 #7435388 - Friday 7 April 2017 23:20 What the duck were you thinking when you entered that raffle? Send a private message 2 0 Reply
Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching... I agree, your life sucks 42957 I agree, your life sucks 42957 You deserved it 6069 You deserved it 6069 60
Today, as I was taking a time out to decompress after a fight with my boyfriend, I woke up from a nap to discover him making plans to move me and our cats back to New York. I moved over 1300 miles to be here and we own a house together. Today is our anniversary. FML I agree, your life sucks 3156 I agree, your life sucks 3156 You deserved it 384 You deserved it 384 13 48 13 220 33 By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 01:19 /
Today, the vet told me that my cat is too fat to be able to wipe her own ass. I had to go Walmart to purchase pet wipes to clean her butt. FML I agree, your life sucks 4709 I agree, your life sucks 4709 You deserved it 3382 You deserved it 3382 17
Today my whole class failed the anatomy exam. Why? We only answered those questions in Latin if it was specifically asked. Before the exam the teacher... I agree, your life sucks 12 I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today I met an old friend who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club, they were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver... I agree, your life sucks 31 I agree, your life sucks 31 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 2
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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