Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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Top comments
_Vamp_ 9
Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
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Comments (138)
autumnxxbottom 0
It probably started with something else. That just set it off.
yaknowiverse 0
everybody knows you eat a poptart with a plate! except me. I'm an exception to the rule.
chemman5 12
dont feel bad. i know somebody who got yelled at by their mom for eating their toast before their oatmeal. like screaming and yelling.
emosk8er4life 0
lol its like the hot pocket commercial how the ppl vandalise the garage for eating on the go lol
alleyppl114 3
hey don't feel bad. Once, I was pouring myself some cereal and put the milk in first, my mom walked into the room, then came back with my suitcase filled with some of my clothes then yelled at me and started dialing my dads number, I actually stayed at my dads for half a month just because I did that one thing!
TheRealEllieSan 9
Similar chain reactions happen at our house all the time, my guess is a bunch of previous 'incidents' got dragged into it as well. I know how bad it sucks 2 have that happen
xxlivingcorpsexx 16
Freudian slip, perhaps? :L
sps50 0
You..didn't use....a plate?YOU BASTARD!
rubberduckie94 13
"NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!"
MrIrish20 1
Riiiiiight and you've done NOTHING in the past that would prompt this kind of response. I call shinanigans. No parent would say that kind of thing for just that unless they were bi-polar.
lisaw375 0
my mom is a bitch too