By Lewis - France - Paris Getting through life like: Life is a race... With hurdles... while wearing flippers 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mydaughterisdisturbed - United States - Huntingburg Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML I agree, your life sucks 54932 You deserved it 5821 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Not Wanted - United Kingdom - London Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML I agree, your life sucks 36853 You deserved it 4657 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mimi - United States Today, I shat a magnet. FML I agree, your life sucks 14649 You deserved it 35650 322 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML I agree, your life sucks 657 You deserved it 4459 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By a man - United States - Houston Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML I agree, your life sucks 68164 You deserved it 5373 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Beefballs - Canada Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 58245 You deserved it 3076 225 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML I agree, your life sucks 26028 You deserved it 2695 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By plasticfantastic - United Kingdom Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML I agree, your life sucks 52628 You deserved it 9600 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By eringoBRA - United States Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML I agree, your life sucks 18143 You deserved it 52722 293 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scarred4lyfe - United States - Fort Lauderdale Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 20406 You deserved it 1411 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuauntflo Thanks, I'm cured! Today, I went to the ER because of an intensely heavy flow. They kept me waiting so long that, although I was wearing a super absorbent tampon and a pad, I still bled through three times. When I was finally seen, the doctor said, "Try using a higher absorbency and follow up with your regular physician." FML I agree, your life sucks 1999 You deserved it 167 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/5/2021 06:00 Public freakout Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML I agree, your life sucks 1583 You deserved it 268 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kat99 - 15/3/2021 21:30 Great parenting, mom Today, as always, I have autism and it is physically painful for me to make eye contact. I read that you can solve this by looking at the person’s ears or nose. Except my mom can somehow tell when I’m doing this, and she yells and screams at me for not looking her in the eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 1145 You deserved it 82 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanksbro - United States Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML I agree, your life sucks 32763 You deserved it 20522 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SiegFail Today, my students are asking friends and family to come to a charity event. That would be all well if they weren't constantly mixing up "Rally Against Genocide" and "Support Genocide Victims" and telling everyone to come to the "Rally to Support Genocide". FML I agree, your life sucks 3037 You deserved it 296 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Z'ev - United States - New York Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML I agree, your life sucks 40386 You deserved it 10000 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 44401 You deserved it 5379 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2020 02:03 Explain that one Today, I was eating dinner with my husband and his family. My father-in-law says to my mother-in-law, "You know what’s in your mouth? Sausage!" It was so random that I laughed, as quietly as I could. My husband then loudly asked me what was so funny. Everyone went quiet and looked at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1296 You deserved it 181 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 11:01 Deception Today, I found out that my husband, who was supposed to be in PA school, dropped out 6 and a half years ago and never even received his bachelor's. He started lying to me before we were even a year into dating. FML I agree, your life sucks 986 You deserved it 135 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Piscataway Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML I agree, your life sucks 38771 You deserved it 3421 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rob - United States Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML I agree, your life sucks 38725 You deserved it 15384 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iDisable - Australia Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 24594 You deserved it 30659 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadfantasy - Canada - Toronto Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML I agree, your life sucks 21858 You deserved it 1613 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By learntmylesson - France Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML I agree, your life sucks 36180 You deserved it 3727 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By awkward - Canada - Okotoks Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML I agree, your life sucks 47486 You deserved it 4296 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As he's leaving, my daughter starts crying. 'Dont leave me with her !' she says. 'Take me with you !' FML I agree, your life sucks 53732 You deserved it 8897 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Evan Chong - Canada Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML I agree, your life sucks 44185 You deserved it 4360 217 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nasty_ex - Australia Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 35580 You deserved it 3374 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mareda - United Kingdom Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML I agree, your life sucks 38935 You deserved it 3831 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LC - United States Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML I agree, your life sucks 42371 You deserved it 7230 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rescuetheduck - Finland - Joensuu Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML I agree, your life sucks 33830 You deserved it 7243 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML I agree, your life sucks 16098 You deserved it 41972 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cat.imakittycat. - New Zealand - New Plymouth Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML I agree, your life sucks 34009 You deserved it 2443 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JustMyLuck - Canada Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML I agree, your life sucks 32164 You deserved it 4832 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kalvin - United Kingdom - Leeds Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML I agree, your life sucks 26555 You deserved it 6907 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Keep in touch Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML I agree, your life sucks 2034 You deserved it 303 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AshamedDaughter - Canada Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML I agree, your life sucks 28463 You deserved it 3752 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML I agree, your life sucks 33639 You deserved it 4005 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lawrence Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML I agree, your life sucks 16433 You deserved it 28435 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By greek_dancer - United States Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25754 You deserved it 46344 223 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, the girl I've been flirting with for a few weeks invited me to a house party. I gradually found out that she's been talking to my good buddy, they've... I agree, your life sucks 542 You deserved it 98 4 Comments
Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember... I agree, your life sucks 958 You deserved it 59 4 Comments
