Ohai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
butnotlikethat
Nanchang, China 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste." Gag me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
Newberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
In training
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Top comments
Timmytwofinger 0
what the **** is wrong with your mum?
ModernDreamer 0
man that sucks.... or should i say blows?
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Comments (74)
rawchelllll 0
Wouldn't a guy know best what they like? Its not that weird...
Jokermon 0
she is askin u from ur point of view, douchebag
noahvs67 0
would you want the thought of your mother putting a **** inside her mouth and sucking on it!
CR24 0
She means cuz you're a guy, you know how guys like it.
iboy314 0
Well it IS ******* weird that she asked you for help with that. But it doesn't necessarily mean that she assumes you're gay. She's just asking what you like to feel... Wait nevermind that's still hella creepy
richard12345 0
i would totally tell her to give me a ******* to see what shes like. Then i would tell her how to get better and then she could keep practicing on me until shes real good at it.
xxalliechicxx 0
Omg dude that's sick!
Dooms_day 5
your mom is effin weird
AmberE 0
have you considered that maybe she wanted to know what you think feels good that others do to you? its still kinda weird that your mom would ask you though...
softballwhizz 0
LOL she's asking you cause obviously you know what's good and what isn't from blow jobs you've gotten.
benshady 0
Are you gay? If not why did your mom ask you that question?
Megasadface 0
I agree with #12 man. It would make sense to ask a guy, cause we know what's good and what isn't, you know? But I'd say FML anyways cause if it was my mom, that'd be too awkward.