Ohai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
butnotlikethat
Nanchang, China 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste." Gag me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
Newberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
In training
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Top comments
Timmytwofinger 0
what the **** is wrong with your mum?
ModernDreamer 0
man that sucks.... or should i say blows?
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Comments (74)
Baller_Bob 17
Drunk?
telli164 30
That's really messed up. Swear she could have googled that shit at least! Hahah.
Dennah1 0
That's probably why she asked. Guys know what feels good and she was hoping u could give her some pointers.
Sabsnation 12
who better to ask about man pleasing, than a man?
zoratheexplora 18
That's weird in so many ways
Solano2580 24
if she saw your search history then it makes sense
Rammer3500 23
She probably expect that you GET them, not give them, and maybe wants to know what you like? Well that sounded less weird in my head, but a better explanation than thinking you give them.
k9kid 12
I think you gave your mom the wrong impression.
LyricaSilvan 30
I think her logic was more in terms of "guys know what guys like."
heatherrr17 19
That is gross all she has to do is search the internet!