FML : Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating....

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Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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By stellarshaun / Friday 16 January 2009 22:10 / United States

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By alpuppy | 0

#35 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 01:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

By Haelous | 0

#1315 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 03:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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By alpuppy | 0

#35 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 01:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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rwac07 | 0

#968522 - Friday 26 March 2010 12:30

WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?

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wintamint101 | 7

#1024520 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 03:40

ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better

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ronton | 4

#1027033 - Friday 11 June 2010 04:13

he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol

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AbnormalAshley | 0

#1039145 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 03:10

LOLOLOL This must be fake.

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MrNewOrleans | 0

#1638355 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 04:00

hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)

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crazykidd15 | 0

#1904882 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 06:59

Lolololol

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mkcempa | 0

#1951889 - Monday 10 January 2011 06:27

win!

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thethingthatshou | 4

#2710324 - Saturday 18 June 2011 07:21

you lost you fuckhead..... fuckin mother fucker

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RageWolf16 | 31

#5893319 - Saturday 22 March 2014 11:30

I walk around my room naked all the time

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Boomi | 38

#6687508 - Sunday 11 September 2016 09:01

Oh god, that's so true!

By Haelous | 0

#1315 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 03:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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ekdfml | 20

#1740931 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 07:01

great movie reference

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thisguyintheusa | 11

#5925272 - Friday 25 April 2014 04:39

Eyyyy 59 got it !!!

By samisalsa | 0

#12218 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 06:38

Nice excuse.

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#33654 - Monday 16 March 2009 01:53

Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm* LMAO, dumb ass.

By heheirock | 0

#36900 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 06:28

why did not you have a blanket over your self?

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Jezlovespink | 5

#4192512 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 10:58

Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!

By lilymoose | 0

#42333 - Thursday 19 March 2009 08:07

this is just silly. i don't think it's real. why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?

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iceicebaby24 | 0

#1281521 - Saturday 21 August 2010 11:56

dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!

By monkeys488 | 0

#45809 - Friday 20 March 2009 09:30

thats a fake story

By giffinator | 0

#79060 - Friday 3 April 2009 07:26

your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?

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xiaoxaio | 5

#3690586 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 07:47

no he said " can i join you"?

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uhhSavage | 22

#5494266 - Thursday 16 May 2013 01:58

Back to back?

By MizzHollywood | 0

#80137 - Friday 3 April 2009 09:46

Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!

By Nottooeffed | 0

#101580 - Saturday 11 April 2009 08:15

I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food

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alexxss_fml | 10

#1022314 - Monday 7 June 2010 05:11

lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD

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