By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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alpuppy 0
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It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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Haelous 0
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In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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alpuppy 0
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It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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rwac07 0
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WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?

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wintamint101 7

ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better

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ronton 4
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he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol

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AbnormalAshley 0
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LOLOLOL This must be fake.

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MrNewOrleans 0

hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)

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crazykidd15 0

Lolololol

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thethingthatshou 4

you lost you fuckhead..... fuckin mother fucker

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RageWolf16 31
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I walk around my room naked all the time

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Boomi 38
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Oh god, that's so true!

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Haelous 0
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In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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ekdfml 20

great movie reference

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thisguyintheusa 11
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Eyyyy 59 got it !!!

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pinkfrenchrose 5
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Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm* LMAO, dumb ass.

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heheirock 0

why did not you have a blanket over your self?

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Jezlovespink 5
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Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!

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lilymoose 0
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this is just silly. i don't think it's real. why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?

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iceicebaby24 0
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dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!

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monkeys488 0

thats a fake story

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giffinator 0

your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?

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xiaoxaio 5
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no he said " can i join you"?

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MizzHollywood 0

Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!

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Nottooeffed 0
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I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food

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alexxss_fml 10

lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD

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