Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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alpuppy
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It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.
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Haelous
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In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.
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alpuppy
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It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.
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rwac07
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WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?
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wintamint101
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ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better
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ronton
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he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol
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AbnormalAshley
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LOLOLOL
This must be fake.
This must be fake.
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MrNewOrleans
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hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun
it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)
it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)
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crazykidd15
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Lolololol
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mkcempa
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win!
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thethingthatshou
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you lost you fuckhead.....
fuckin mother fucker
fuckin mother fucker
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RageWolf16
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I walk around my room naked all the time
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Boomi
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Oh god, that's so true!
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Haelous
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In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.
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ekdfml
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great movie reference
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thisguyintheusa
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Eyyyy 59 got it !!!
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samisalsa
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Nice excuse.
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pinkfrenchrose
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Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm*
LMAO, dumb ass.
LMAO, dumb ass.
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heheirock
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why did not you have a blanket over your self?
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Jezlovespink
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Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!
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lilymoose
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this is just silly. i don't think it's real.
why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?
why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?
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iceicebaby24
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dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!
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monkeys488
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thats a fake story
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giffinator
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your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?
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xiaoxaio
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no he said " can i join you"?
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uhhSavage
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Back to back?
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MizzHollywood
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Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!
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Nottooeffed
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I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food
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alexxss_fml
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lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD