FML : Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices."...

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 05:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By burdenofaday | 0

#7149 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 05:10

Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

By Sciamachy | 0

#7058 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:33

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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By jihinotenshi_fml | 0

#7038 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:29

duh

By Tri_fml | 5

#7042 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:47

http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619 ^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD

By Sciamachy | 0

#7058 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:33

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

Fyrepower | 23

#6389076 - Saturday 22 August 2015 06:30

*Oral. (Sorry, had to)

Talis99 | 25

#6395026 - Friday 28 August 2015 12:13

@fyrepower #100---Actually aural is correct--it's ear sex. Like auditory, aural is of the ear or the hearing sense.

By 3lended7wice | 0

#7086 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 02:44

the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML

By Will9_fml | 0

#7090 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 02:55

douche chill

By PhoenixLE | 0

#7097 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 03:12

She tells it like it is.

By KenMcGormick | 0

#7120 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 04:00

whoa ur mum is great... how i hope all mums in the world are like your mum... so submissive

By burdenofaday | 0

#7149 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 05:10

Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

By alwaysalady | 0

#7163 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 05:37

My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."

By Joy_fml | 0

#7192 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 07:33

#29, rock on sister! LMAO!!

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