By Noname - 25/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 789
You deserved it 4 195

Same thing different taste

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burdenofaday 0

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619 ^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

Talis99 26

@fyrepower #100---Actually aural is correct--it's ear sex. Like auditory, aural is of the ear or the hearing sense.

the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML

whoa ur mum is great... how i hope all mums in the world are like your mum... so submissive

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alwaysalady 0

My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."