By Noname - 25/02/2009 05:35 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
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burdenofaday 0
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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

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Sciamachy 0
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Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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Tri_fml 5
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619 ^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD

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Sciamachy 0
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Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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Fyrepower 23
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*Oral. (Sorry, had to)

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Talis99 26
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@fyrepower #100---Actually aural is correct--it's ear sex. Like auditory, aural is of the ear or the hearing sense.

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3lended7wice 0
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the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML

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Will9_fml 0
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douche chill

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PhoenixLE 0
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She tells it like it is.

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KenMcGormick 0
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whoa ur mum is great... how i hope all mums in the world are like your mum... so submissive

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burdenofaday 0
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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

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alwaysalady 0
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My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."

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Joy_fml 0
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#29, rock on sister! LMAO!!

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