By Noname - 25/02/2009 05:35 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 634
You deserved it 4 160

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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619 ^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

*Oral. (Sorry, had to)

@fyrepower #100---Actually aural is correct--it's ear sex. Like auditory, aural is of the ear or the hearing sense.

the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML

douche chill

She tells it like it is.

whoa ur mum is great... how i hope all mums in the world are like your mum... so submissive

Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."

#29, rock on sister! LMAO!!