Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
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burdenofaday
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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.
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Sciamachy
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Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!
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jihinotenshi_fml
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duh
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Tri_fml
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619
^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD
^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD
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Sciamachy
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Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!
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Fyrepower
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*Oral. (Sorry, had to)
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Talis99
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@fyrepower #100---Actually aural is correct--it's ear sex. Like auditory, aural is of the ear or the hearing sense.
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3lended7wice
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the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML
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Will9_fml
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douche chill
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PhoenixLE
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She tells it like it is.
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KenMcGormick
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whoa ur mum is great... how i hope all mums in the world are like your mum... so submissive
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burdenofaday
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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.
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alwaysalady
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My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."
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Joy_fml
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#29, rock on sister! LMAO!!