By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:45 - United States
  Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
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  alicespoons  |  17

Are you fucking serious? OPs own mother insulted them. And y'all are all praising her for trying to get her child laid. Get your priorities straight. For fucks sake.

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  ninjacutie  |  6

Heyyy be nice my mommy is just like OPs mom >.< she actually said "You better pop out a few puppies honey I'm not living forever and I love babies!" it kinda scared me… but ya know it's w/e

By  perdix  |  29

I wish we knew the gender of the OP, and maybe the age.

If the OP was a 29-year-old woman, see DameGreyWulf's comment #8.

If the OP was a 17-year-old boy, it's the opening sequence of a Wincest porn loop.