By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:45 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
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faxe 0

Go into porno. When you're taking your "Slut of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.

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cassie567 0
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hey I'm 12 and a virgin!

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mastershane 0
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and then u wonder why 12 year olds are getting prego... Even though I don't think the op is that young but still...

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GreatGeak 8
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my parents go "promise us you'll wait until after marriage" still deciding if I should or shouldn't. :/

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cassie567 0
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hey I'm 12 and a virgin!

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Drumming_fml 7
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you deserve a medal

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pieofchrist 0
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she's got your best interests. she's even trying to help! if it's constructive critisism YDI, if she's being mean, FYL.

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kristidgranger 3

sucks

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JP101 0
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This is awesome. Best mother ever! Listen to her!

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Legend_In_Canada 0
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i would love it if my mom helped me get laid!

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Clare420 0
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you have a chill mom. YDI for not getting laid

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alicespoons 17
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Are you fucking serious? OPs own mother insulted them. And y'all are all praising her for trying to get her child laid. Get your priorities straight. For fucks sake.

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LonghornsFan1 0
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Lol thats funny

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JoeNormal 0

lmao wow go mom... n btw

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DameGreyWulf 0
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More like "I WANT GRANDCHILDRENZ!!!111" I hate people like your mother, OP.

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ninjacutie 6
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Heyyy be nice my mommy is just like OPs mom >.< she actually said "You better pop out a few puppies honey I'm not living forever and I love babies!" it kinda scared me… but ya know it's w/e

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perdix 29

I wish we knew the gender of the OP, and maybe the age. If the OP was a 29-year-old woman, see DameGreyWulf's comment #8. If the OP was a 17-year-old boy, it's the opening sequence of a Wincest porn loop.

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gpstyne 0
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nice to know she cares

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