Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
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mastershane
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and then u wonder why 12 year olds are getting prego... Even though I don't think the op is that young but still...
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faxe
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Go into porno. When you're taking your "Slut of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.
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mastershane
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and then u wonder why 12 year olds are getting prego... Even though I don't think the op is that young but still...
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GreatGeak
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my parents go "promise us you'll wait until after marriage"
still deciding if I should or shouldn't. :/
still deciding if I should or shouldn't. :/
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cassie567
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hey I'm 12 and a virgin!
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Drumming_fml
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you deserve a medal
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cassie567
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I do :)
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pieofchrist
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she's got your best interests. she's even trying to help!
if it's constructive critisism YDI, if she's being mean, FYL.
if it's constructive critisism YDI, if she's being mean, FYL.
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kristidgranger
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sucks
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JP101
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This is awesome. Best mother ever! Listen to her!
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SenGaeriel
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I agree!
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Legend_In_Canada
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i would love it if my mom helped me get laid!
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Clare420
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you have a chill mom. YDI for not getting laid
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alicespoons
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Are you fucking serious? OPs own mother insulted them. And y'all are all praising her for trying to get her child laid. Get your priorities straight. For fucks sake.
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LonghornsFan1
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Lol thats funny
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JoeNormal
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lmao wow go mom... n btw
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DameGreyWulf
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More like "I WANT GRANDCHILDRENZ!!!111"
I hate people like your mother, OP.
I hate people like your mother, OP.
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ninjacutie
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Heyyy be nice my mommy is just like OPs mom >.< she actually said "You better pop out a few puppies honey I'm not living forever and I love babies!" it kinda scared me… but ya know it's w/e
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perdix
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I wish we knew the gender of the OP, and maybe the age.
If the OP was a 29-year-old woman, see DameGreyWulf's comment #8.
If the OP was a 17-year-old boy, it's the opening sequence of a Wincest porn loop.
If the OP was a 29-year-old woman, see DameGreyWulf's comment #8.
If the OP was a 17-year-old boy, it's the opening sequence of a Wincest porn loop.
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gpstyne
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nice to know she cares
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BunnyDrastic
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AHAHA!