save yourself, push everyone around you to the ground. sometimes in life you have to make sacrifices. I think i just butchered the spelling on that one. :x

At least OP didn't get stitches from their mom

Your mom sucks. I hope she knows it.

So you hear a thump from the closet door and you opened it why?

maybe the Casey Anthony award tho

Haha the Casey Anthony award!

the competition today is a mother who kicked her child out for eating a poptart with no plate, and one who left most of 50 messages asking her 27 year old son when he's getting home. fierce competition. well, now you know how to clear the house out when you're bored/need privacy, if you live there.

När jag läste detta tyckte jag att det var din mamma som föll ut ur garderoben

Somethin strange.... Thumpin' in your closet.... Who ya gonna call?!

My mother

Lol so could I *vacuum falls Op - run mom save yoursel- mom?... mom? WTF?

I know people are going to thumb me down for this but.. Your comment is funny but it sounds better saying errbody not errybody.. Just sayin'