Maybe if you didn't leave all the sucking to your vacuum it wouldnt have slapped you in the face.

Not funny. Maybe you should do the sucking for everyone. Since you suggested it. On the second thought, no thank you. OP Not such a smart idea at all. Think before you act on things.

OP: 0 Vaccum: 1

"vacuuming my downstairs" haaaaaahahahahah fail

YOU FAIL! Nuf said.

win^

he must be in with them you know who's they are the remote the keys even that damned last puzzle piece they always hide and strike when you least expect it

Did you just fucking say 'like' in your typig?

you sound like you just got some Starbucks

Doing that damages the cord significantly. Plus it hurts.

how the hell is that defying physics? Last I checked it's pretty possible that if you yank on something hard enough, it will come flying towards you, and if your face is in the wrong spot, then yes I imagine it'd hit you in the face.

Top speed Across the room the power cord would have lost most of its momentum by then.

I've done this before, ok? It is possible. I was 5-7' away, or in the other 1/2 of my room.

FML is not for sympathy! When will people understand this?

^^^This. Not only could the cord come back at you suddenly, you run the risk of breaking the plug, the cord, or the wall socket. And a damaged cord, plug, or wall socket could lead to an electrical short and cause a fire. YDI, ya dumb twit.

The thing which she claimed happened (and it's friggin unlikely that it did) is not what the warning is about. You shouldn't pull the plug out by the cord because there is a remote chance that it can damage the plug, that's all.

No it's not. There is a remote chance of something bad happening from that. "Don't stick a screwdriver into a socket" or "don't touch live wires" those are important rules.