Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came, he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom." He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.
sakurachan04 0
That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.
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Comments (191)
angelica_xoxo 0
Oh wow that sucks, lol.
Avabundy 0
anyone could be a marine. *grab weapon* *run to frontline* *Shoot* *go home* Mission accomplished
Jazzywrites007 2
Man, is it me or does this kinda make you want to join the military? I'm heading down to the recruitment center, NOW. I wanna have some random wet t-shirt, oil, bar top wrestling matches with other military chicks! I mean...wait, What? ;-)
newmandotcom 6
I wanna be the judge....
NorfolkDude 2
None of you guys been in the Navy or Marines. They get into huge fights all the freaking time. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other wins. Nothing too big. Just another day on the farm.
RideTheCulture 0
for reals, my cousin served 8 years in the navy he said he got into countless fights with marines. everytime marines boarded their ship it would just be a huge brawl. now im in the air force, hopefully the same thing doesnt happen between air force and army haha.
motocrossrider 0
**** u
motocrossrider 0
u need ur ass beat u unappreciative pussy
0neiros 14
So this SEAL comes back from fighting Assholes who want to kill us all, only to be greeted by a Jarhead who wants to pick a fight. How about not ******* with anybody who makes it back in one piece. **** him and **** you too for trying to do the enemies job.
lmmmr 0
brainwashed
PenNameHere 0
fun night lol
abeals2 0
does this mean your in the marines?
Witchcraft_fml 5
That's pretty funny. FYL for getting your ass kicked, but I wish I had been there to witness the fight.
SS_Anon 0
lol FYL and thank GOD you did not pick fights with Recon(or rangers i forgot) because those people ******* trains the Navy SEALs p.s- recons are a marine special forces group in case if you didn't know
trev99 0
If Rangers trained the SEALs, then they would just be... Navy Rangers! They are two totally different things. SEALs specialize in unconventional warfare and covert operations. The Rangers specialize in conventional warfare. Army SF is somewhat like the land-based version of the SEALs. Former Navy SEALs train Navy SEALs. Nobody else trains Navy SEALs. On average, 50% of applicants make it through Ranger training. On average, 20-30% of applicants make it through SEAL training, and I think it's the same with Army SF training. You're just biased because you've been playing your COD:MW2 too much.
genghistron 0
the british Paratroopers are tough as ****, and so are our SAS, i dont know who the toughest force in the world is though, its hard to say.
lmmmr 0
Becausae it doesn't matter.
that_guy_ollie 0
our sbs is pretty kick ass too