Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came, he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom." He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.
sakurachan04 0
That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.
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Comments (191)
Herropreez17 0
Don't **** with the navy seals dude... they ******* killed osama!!
noncom 12
He happened to be unarmed. Any idiot With a gun could kill Osama Bin Laden if he was unarmed. In fact only one person in the whole compound was armed.
nickalley96 6
actually, there are only 1200 navy seals in the world
ambeeelove 0
wow seriously fighting a fellow soldier. u should have each others back!
Szaszaspasz 26
Exactly!
brenkite 5
I want to add to that small number of frogmen
stabbed1ntheback 0
Don't **** with the seals
squanmonster 8
What an ass. We fight as a team not individuals!
bgaron 1
That's why you don't mess with SEALS. They're the baddest mofos in the military.
sexynarwhal 6
HOOYAH SEAL TEAM
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Hoorah
jun00 15
Well, the only easy day was yesterday