Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came, he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom." He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.
sakurachan04 0
That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.
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Comments (191)
genghistron 0
well you're clearly the biggest twat alive.
dotsdesu 0
marine CORE > Navy SEAL
lmmmr 0
Clearly not, as you can't even spell corps properly.
FerrariCake 2
LMAO... Marine "Core" Give him a break... fortunately the ability to read or write is not a pre-req for joining the Marines. We need people like that on the front lines, willing to do whatever they're told without the burden of thinking about it. God bless them.
turdburgers 0
Never understood why all the branches of the military are always figuratively comparing penis sizes.
kevind23 0
YDI for picking a fight with a SEAL. Hahaha. Wow, stupid.
DeathShad0 1
At least your friend had fun.
ifreakingsparkle 0
ahh. that'll teach him. dont **** with a seal.
maverick1031 0
wow... is he dumb or what? YDI for messing with Navy SEAL.
Sweet_Instance 0
DUH!!! Navy seals know their strength and limitations. Marines are all ego and arogance and they think they're the best.
motocrossrider 0
cuz they are
flyboy57 0
shit. hopefully it was over quickly.
doughnutboy99 2
navyy Seals go throught the most intense training in histoy the only people who were better trained (not buy much though) were the german S.S
sexynarwhal 6
no...