Love, Pranks and Break-ups: No future

No future

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 00:02

Today, I had no idea my girlfriend had such a poor sense of humour until I pranked her by hiding a plastic spider in the kitchen, and she broke up with me and asked me to move out. She’s not even arachnophobic, so I don’t get her extreme reaction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 405

You deserved it 1 003

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They're not real

By Boyufd - 05/11/2020 17:01

Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 903

You deserved it 372

She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 654

You deserved it 806

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 312

You deserved it 3 866

By tumbleshay - 21/03/2015 01:32 - United States - Veneta

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 176

You deserved it 4 877

The opposite of a good idea

By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 763

You deserved it 4 427

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 248

You deserved it 114 136

Prank wars

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to scare my wife by walking round the corner on my way to the bathroom. Somehow this scared her so bad, she decided she’s done with my shit and wants a divorce. I just needed to pee. I never play pranks on her, so how can she tired of pranks. What did I do wrong? FML

I agree, your life sucks 576

You deserved it 95

By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 201

You deserved it 8 205

By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 384

You deserved it 2 016

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 692

You deserved it 6 624

xaddrus 17

Thursday 27 July 2023 9:10

seems like there’s something missing here…

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 27 July 2023 0:55

Pranks are malicious acts.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 27 July 2023 0:55

Pranks are malicious acts.

Headlock912 2

Thursday 27 July 2023 1:14

a fake spider is harmless fun, unless she had some trauma event that you didn’t know about. over reaction for sure. sorry OP

Chazzster 28

Thursday 27 July 2023 1:55

OP, just what the hell good was going to come from that? You don’t prank the people you love.

Justkidding100 41

Thursday 27 July 2023 3:39

the hell is everyone so judgemental about? it was one joke, and based on the fml probably the first ever. you're ALL over reacting. pranks are just light hearted fun. any of you ever try uh, having a loved one?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 July 2023 5:10

She's probably asshol-o-phobic.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 27 July 2023 5:34

Sounds like she's had enough of your constant bullshit.

Anderling 32

Thursday 27 July 2023 7:31

You don’t know her life story. It’s entirely possible that this reminded her of something triggering to her and made it a much bigger issue to her than it was to you. Also it just… wasn’t really a good prank anyway. A good prank is supposed to ens with everybody laughing, and freaking somebody out with a fake spider is unlikely to cause that.