Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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ZTD09 2
One true god.
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
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Comments (108)
Jacksparrow72 21
He is hard to cage up.
Trollgod 13
Is your sister a homestuck fan?
perdix 31
#37 do you mean "Moonstruck?" Snap out of it!
bluehero 17
Your life is so horrible...
Saikon1357 25
Tumblr material right there.
PincessBoff 6
That is just beautiful. I like the way she thinks. I could hire her to do that to every person I know. Because I hate half and love half.
mirthfulMessiahs 21
And the best sister award goes to...
Chucklikesbacon 12
Your sister is not only super awesome, but pretty smart too!
Radoh 3
Everyone deserves Nick Cage in their life.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol your little reminds me of the time my little sister and I did something similar, except it was in our room. We used magazines and ripped out every page in 3 magazines lol. To this day, I have no idea what we were thinking.
luckshotpro 12
Why is this a bad thing?