Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Top comments
ZTD09 2
One true god.
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
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Comments (108)
ariana_mia 6
That's not bad at all, it's lovely . :)
knaevery 17
She is probably now a Tumblr celebrity because of this.
shieldthestral 5
He is amazing!!
cbwjm 8
Feeling a little caged in?
Portugirl 13
haven't laughed at a FML in a long time xD
AkatsukiJonny 10
My friend went out of town for a weekend and my friends put Nicolas Cage face pictures over everything with a face or anything where a Nick Cage face would do well. One year later they're still up on almost everything. Priceless IMO
Darkmagic666 9
Good, the kids learned young. That just makes things more fun
Megan639 16
That's a weird guy for a girl of this generation to like. He's like 50 or something
avaeba 14
Run!
pedinhuh 23
What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! OH NO! NOT THE PICS! NOT THE PICS!!! AAAHHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!! ARGHUASHAUSHASAGSASR