Kids: Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

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Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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ZTD09 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

One true god.

anitadoody 7

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

Your little sister is awesome.

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ariana_mia 6

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:36

That's not bad at all, it's lovely . :)

knaevery 17

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:02

She is probably now a Tumblr celebrity because of this.

shieldthestral 5

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:22

He is amazing!!

cbwjm 8

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:58

Feeling a little caged in?

Portugirl 13

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:57

haven't laughed at a FML in a long time xD

AkatsukiJonny 10

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:46

My friend went out of town for a weekend and my friends put Nicolas Cage face pictures over everything with a face or anything where a Nick Cage face would do well. One year later they're still up on almost everything. Priceless IMO

Darkmagic666 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 2:16

Good, the kids learned young. That just makes things more fun

Megan639 16

Wednesday 3 April 2013 2:23

That's a weird guy for a girl of this generation to like. He's like 50 or something

avaeba 14

Wednesday 3 April 2013 3:34

Run!

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:46

What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! OH NO! NOT THE PICS! NOT THE PICS!!! AAAHHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!! ARGHUASHAUSHASAGSASR

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