Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
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cacheson 41
So my guess is you’re either a goal or a scare tactic. Since you’re writing this on FML I’m going to assume the latter.
sickerthanyou 13
Well, that’s kind of a complement!, you look so amazing you motivate her!.
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sickerthanyou 13
Well, that’s kind of a complement!, you look so amazing you motivate her!.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
I'd guess based on this being an FML that it's the other way around in that the sister is using the pictures in a "Work out or you'll wind up looking like this" sense
RichardPencil 30
As I always say, "If you can't be a role model, be a cautionary tale!"
cacheson 41
So my guess is you’re either a goal or a scare tactic. Since you’re writing this on FML I’m going to assume the latter.