Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Top comments
ZTD09 2
One true god.
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
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Comments (108)
HannahBee1017 9
Sounds like you were Nick rolled.
arquiusthestrong 11
How can I live without you?
Fenyryn 5
Sounds like a tumblr user.
Nyo84 8
I dunno. I'd be freaked as **** if I walked into my room and there was a bunch of Nic's "You don't say" faces plastered all over my walls. Feel like a psychopath was out to get me. I'd be amused while I'm outside of my room, but until I get all those pictures down...
PonyTails13 3
could be worse, could be Bieber
Baaaaabeenss 2
I didn't know you had an account....
Phoebe_Buffay 14
you, by the way, have ended up on unfriendable.
scars_dont_fade 5
I'd never leave my room
SMurphy501 6
That has a level of beauty to it. Even if you are mad you have to appreciate it!
ErinPinelli 24
I choked laughing at this one.