Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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ZTD09 2
One true god.
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
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Comments (108)
Deroni76 5
That means "You got caged" in Internet language.
tanekdrachonae 19
Nicholas Cage's hair is a bird. Your concerns are invalid.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Hahaha come on have a sense of humor. The only thing I'll be worrying about is buying new ink for the printer.
mopipony 10
Ewwwiieee why nicholas cage of alll people!?
WCARlover 35
What's wrong with Mr. Cage?!
HowieDoIt 21
I don't want to be too rude since you're fairly new to commenting here. But stuff like" ewwwiieee" and putting more letters than are necessary are better left for facebook, and are typically down-voted on fml. That, and who doesn't freaking love Nicolas Cage??
TrilliousDivine 9
Im with u . I dont find him attractive at alll. I know real ppl who are prettier.
RedPillSucks 33
Agreed. Mr. Cage is not the guy I think about when the subject of attractive guys comes up. *of course, now I question my sexuality*
mopipony 10
Exactly. I wasn't saying i don't like him as an actor, all i was saying is i don't find him attractive and i wouldn't want him plastered all over my walls.
99megster 15
43- Well it wouldn't be much of a prank if OP actually wanted those pictures on their wall, would it?
SuperDanielNL 23
@38 You are missing the point here...
tanekdrachonae 19
38 Is he a fake person?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
38- What does "real people" mean here...? Are you saying Nick Cage is a fictional character?
downzi104 17
Nicolas Cage is god.
TrilliousDivine 9
Wow you guys read too far into that. Im pretty sure you know what I meant. But if I must elucidate and it looks like I need to. I meant to make it clear that there are beautiful non celebrities that deserve to have their face on a wall. Thats all.
mopipony 10
-.-
HowieDoIt 21
Are you imitating Brock from Pokemon?
baileymariee 10
It could be muuuch worse.
baileymariee 10
I didn't say it was a bad thing; Nicholas Cage is great. OP was complaining about it so I just said it could be worse.
SuperDanielNL 23
Blue Waffle pics all on the walls, other nasty internet filth. Possibilities are endless
bandofsand 10
Caged!
perdix 31
What's the problem? He is a National Treasure!
McNikk 15
Your sister needs a prize.
TrilliousDivine 9
Eh...its not like the spelling changed the person entirely. Nor does it change the pronounciation I wouldnt sweat it.....aint nobody got time fo dat.